Kenny The Bartender's Tee Emporium

You didn't see a spaceship. You saw swamp gas. Okay? Now, go back to sleep...

Make your inner badass an outer bad ass...

The 1947 UFO crash in Roswell, New Mexico was more of a tourism incident, right?

You didn't see a spaceship. You saw a weather balloon. Okay? Now, go back to sleep...

Death is coming for all of us. So instead, I like to think about cute baby chickens!!

Finding a restroom is often the "final frontier" when you're out and about. Good luck with your voyages and may you always "boldly go".

If you're on the "F Bomb Squad", is your job to diffuse them or drop them? The choice is yours...

If you've ever lost your keys, you know what a drag it can be. This handy design should help, no matter where you are.

Dead batteries are free of charge. Literally & figuratively. Of course, there are positives and negatives...

It's important to give yourself a reality check every now and then.

Your hair looks fabulous. Enough to join a stupid little club. Plus your neck is safe and warm thanks to a magnificent haircut!

Feeling anxious? 'Ever notice how chill a cow is? We could all learn a lot from a cow.

Bright ideas and low wattage don't go together. 'Just sayin'...

Things need to be buried. There's no need to get anxious about it. Just keep calm and get our your shovel.

If you've lost your marbles, join the club and get this design!

It's not easy being cheesy. But if you believe in Gouda, things will always be delicious.

Show your love for the Great White North with this cool design!

Ghosts can be scary but they can also be pretty calm. They float, they move thru walls. It's pretty cool when you think about it...

All hail, all dogs! They rule.

It's your right so exercise it. Use it. Vote!

The Martini Department is "Ready To Serve & Serve Again". If you'd like to join, all you need is this design. Cheers!

Potatoes come in all sizes but we like the big ones. No apologies.

When life gets the better of you, keep calm and have a nice glass of sherry. Cheers!

You're a highly trained free spirit and you should let the world know. You're out there!

Keeping calm is so very important. Staying cheesy is even more important.

Competition is everything, especially in the world of martinis. Welcome to the Martini Team!

All are welcome at the Universal Church Of Cheese. We think Gouda is "grate"...

The best advice your mom ever gave you is immortalized in this cool design.

Dogs rule! Martinis rule! People come in a distant third. Here's a design that spells it all out.

Nightmares are just your brain messing around with you. Tell the world with this cool design!

The Global Cheese Force keeps safe everything that is cheese and/or cheesy.

Whatever it is, turn it up and make it loud!

A simple design that's a sign to the world. You're part of the Rock N Roll Patrol now and forever!

Maybe time travelers are here right now. Maybe you're one of them? Maybe you should get this shirt...

A zombie, a disco ball and nothing but the urge to dance!

You love your dog. Your dog loves you. It's simple and it's "FurEver"!