Kenny The Bartender's Tee Emporium

Gardening is cool. Can you dig it?

Hey gardeners, don't forget to wet your plants.

Get your motor running and head out on the highway. Even if you're an ear of corn...

My favorite thing about salads is they never lettuce down...

It's not just carrots. All of the root vegetables are on your side. Go get 'em!

All the grape jelly, raisins, and most importantly, wine, comes from the Planet Of The Grapes. Cheers!

April 20th (4/20) is considered as an occasion for 'celebrating' marijuana...If I can be blunt about it.

Our "pollinating partners" are bumble bees. We need them to live, plus they look cool & as a bonus, they're fuzzy!

You're drowning in a sea of grass under a hot summer sun. I bet you can't wait for winter...

Your grass is baking in the hot summer sun. You have a "Lawn Of The Dead"...

Sure, I've done some things in my life I'm not proud of but this isn't one of them. Garden hose water tastes great!!!

We need art badly and Earth without art truly is just 'eh'...

Don't become the main course at a shark buffet...