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Bigfoot can never find shoes in his size and he's very sensitive about it.

There are so many conspiracy theories to believe in, why pick just one? From Bigfoot, ghosts and aliens, to the Illuminati, Loch Ness Monster and Santa!

Why cause trouble if you don't need to? Let the sleeping demon sleep...

UFOs are here because aliens need us for their protein shakes...

Bacon is universally loved and that's especially true on Mars...

Space is the final frontier. Space is also elbow room. We all want space.

Aliens are really just on a big intergalactic beer run. Beer is the one thing humans do really well...

When humans finally land on Mars, I'm sure there will be martinis. Happy Hour happens on every planet, right?

London has the coolest werewolves with their perfect hair, tailored suits and fabulous cocktails. God save the King...

UFO sightings aren't just for Nevada. Those little green guys love NYC cheesecake. I ain't too surprised...

If you're ever haunted by a ghost, I hope it's a cool one. A Ghost With The Most...

Do you wanna take a ride? The Area 51 Travel Agency can help.

We know UFOs don't visit Chicago for the sports teams, so it must be the pizza...

UFOs have landed and aliens are among us. I believe many of them are working at the post office...

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Hey, it's a wonderful feeling to know you're safe from Zombies...

I believe the Earth is round. It is spherical. We do not live on a pancake. Although, I do love maple syrup...

You didn't see a spaceship. You saw swamp gas. Okay? Now, go back to sleep...

The 1947 UFO crash in Roswell, New Mexico was more of a tourism incident, right?

You didn't see a spaceship. You saw a weather balloon. Okay? Now, go back to sleep...

If you've ever lost your keys, you know what a drag it can be. This handy design should help, no matter where you are.

Nightmares are just your brain messing around with you. Tell the world with this cool design!

A zombie, a disco ball and nothing but the urge to dance!

Zombies are literally, a no-brainer. Just don't let them do your taxes...

Zombies walk among us. Most of them haven't had their first cup of coffee or, even worse, they drink decaf!

This design celebrates UFO and UFO culture. 'Ever have the feeling you might not be from around here?