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Hey gardeners, don't forget to wet your plants.

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull dozer...

I do believe the medical term for "Chill Pill" is "relaxative", right?

Instant gratification is the immediate desire to feel satisfaction. And it takes too long!!

It's time for a new kind of a superhero. A delicious crime fighter who's not afraid to ham-it-up...

There's nothing cooler than a bee. Plus, they LOVE music. Bees dig bee-bop...

You love bread but you deserve butter. And last but not least, stop loafing around...

Jazz players are called "cats". Why do cats love jazz music? Because of the im-purr-visation...

If you don't cut the cake, it's only one piece. Follow me for more life hacks...

Alligators always know when it's time to leave. Usually after a quick bite...

Otters are really good at lawn care. When it comes to grass, there is no otter...

In the art world, there is no right or wrong, right?

You know the day destroys the night & night divides the day but really, in the end, it's all about otters.

It's a fact...baby chicks rock!!

We need art badly and Earth without art truly is just 'eh'...

The brain seems to think it's the boss. Who decided that?

'Ever drop something on the floor with a dog around. There is no 5 second rule...

I'm reading a book on evolution. The beginning wasn't great but it's getting better over time...

What kind of bird always forgets the words to songs?