Kenny The Bartender's Tee Emporium

I received a flier on anger management the other day. I lost it.. Now I just chill.

I do believe the medical term for "Chill Pill" is "relaxative", right?

If you don't cut the cake, it's only one piece. Follow me for more life hacks...

Karma. What goes around comes back around. Follow the arrows!

Sometimes it's instant & sometimes it takes it's sweet time. The never ending cycle of cause and effect is Karma.

Every time I dream, I see PVC, copper & steel. My doctor says I'm just having pipe dreams. My pipe dreams also feature rainbows, glitter & unicorns!

So is it "Hi, how are you?" or "How high are you?" Either way, let this design do the talking.

Life is easier when you take it "low & slow", right?

Don't buy into your own hype. You're better than that.

April 20th (4/20) is considered as an occasion for 'celebrating' marijuana...If I can be blunt about it.

Overthinking leads to inaction. Make a decision already...

Everything tastes better when it's baked. Also, everything tastes better when you're baked...

You have special abilities. Use them everyday and enjoy the moment!

We need art badly and Earth without art truly is just 'eh'...

Sandwiches are great, especially when you have the munchies...

No pressure but if you don't act now, you'll regret it for the rest of your life. But, no pressure...

Don't sweat your bucket list. Sometimes, it's more important to compile a different kind of list...

Baked chicken is the best. AND, it pairs nicely with Funyuns and Twinkies...

It's important to give yourself a reality check every now and then.

Bright ideas and low wattage don't go together. 'Just sayin'...

If you've lost your marbles, join the club and get this design!