Kenny The Bartender's Tee Emporium

If you love Rock 'N Roll, then you know. Disco still sucks...

I went to a bar yesterday that didn't play any 70s music. At first I was afraid, I was petrified...

Life really is a mixtape. Just have a pencil ready, in case it unspools...

Jazz players are called "cats". Why do cats love jazz music? Because of the im-purr-visation...

If you love the warmth along with every click & pop of a vinyl record, not to mention the smell...I'm with you!

If you happen upon a folk singer during a toga party, feel free to smash his guitar...

If you like metal, you know there is no weight limit.

Maybe you love heavy metal music or maybe your head is made of solid steel. Either way, bang your head!

Imagine if Mick & Keith had been nuclear physicists. Maybe they are...

You know the day destroys the night & night divides the day but really, in the end, it's all about otters.

If you're lucky, life's fondest memories are decorated with music.

Some say they give pizza a bad name...

It's a fact...baby chicks rock!!

Your Golden might take the midnight train goin' anywhere but they Don't Stop Retrievin'. Woof!

Labs are friendly, outgoing, high-spirited and deserve a really cool design. Woof!

Classical music lovers have to stick together. Don't worry, I got your Bach...

Johann Sebastian Bach deserves to be immortalized as a classic rock god, complete with lightning bolt & devil horns. Bach rocks!

Loud noises coming from your car? Just turn up the radio...

Make sure your retirement fund includes plenty of vinyl records. Good tunes are valuable.

Whatever it is, turn it up and make it loud!

A simple design that's a sign to the world. You're part of the Rock N Roll Patrol now and forever!

Profess your love for Rock 'N' Roll. Live it. Wear it.

It doesn't matter if your name is Josie or not, it's time for a vacation. Far away. Maybe in the 1980's.

Show the world just how much you love to rock. You're not old, you're a classic!

Cassette tapes were a struggle. The younger generation does not understand the pain and agony we endured.