Kenny The Bartender's Tee Emporium

It's all in your genes and yes, they do make you look fat...

It could be we're all part of an intergalactic marble game... Make Earth Day every day!

The once mighty dinosaurs are now making your engine roar. That makes your vehicle's exhaust a dinosaur fart...

I think this 'Miss Universe' contest is rigged. Every one of the contestants is from Earth. Seriously though, you're not the center of the Universe. 'Sorry...

I have a bone to pick with anyone who thinks orthopedic health is a laughing matter...

How did the hipster burn his hand? He changed a lightbulb before it was cool...

Science is the systematic study of the structure and behavior of the physical and natural world through observation, experimentation, and the testing of theories against the evidence. No wonder it makes us thirsty...

If you think opening a can of worms is complicated, unpleasant or difficult, just wait 'til you open a can of wormholes...

A flat earther walks into a bar...I know because he told everyone within 5 minutes.

My wife is tired of me wearing a different t-shirt every hour. But I know I can change...

Space is the final frontier. Space is also elbow room. We all want space.

Don't react, reflect. Calm down and figure out what's going on before you do something you can't undo.

All the world is a stage filled with technical difficulties. Please stand by.

Thanks to duct tape, nothing is completely broken. Duct tape fixes everything!!

Imagine if Mick & Keith had been nuclear physicists. Maybe they are...

Overthinking leads to inaction. Make a decision already...

It's a situation in which a person or a group makes a fatal decision based on a hasty judgment or a gut reaction. But what a way to go, right?

Not everything is rocket science. Thankfully...

Sure, I've done some things in my life I'm not proud of but this isn't one of them. Garden hose water tastes great!!!

The brain seems to think it's the boss. Who decided that?

Few things in life have the power to fix everything and it's important to identify those things...

I'm reading a book on evolution. The beginning wasn't great but it's getting better over time...

I was going to tell a gravity joke but I knew you wouldn't fall for it...

It's simple and tasty math.

I believe the Earth is round. It is spherical. We do not live on a pancake. Although, I do love maple syrup...

If you've ever lost your keys, you know what a drag it can be. This handy design should help, no matter where you are.

Dead batteries are free of charge. Literally & figuratively. Of course, there are positives and negatives...