Kenny The Bartender's Tee Emporium

Get your motor running and head out on the highway. Even if you're an ear of corn...

Cucumber is one vegetable that is always in a pickle. It's a dill-emma...

My favorite thing about salads is they never lettuce down...

This design is a tribute to cured meat. If you also wish to use it as a tribute to a particular actor, I'm not going to stop you.

I was diagnosed with a bacon addiction but there's good news...My doctor thinks I can be cured.

It's time for a new kind of a superhero. A delicious crime fighter who's not afraid to ham-it-up...

Baking is cool. If you can make bread, cookies, cakes and pastries? You're a badass!

You love bread but you deserve butter. And last but not least, stop loafing around...

Canadian bacon is the nicest, most polite bacon around.

They say you are what you eat, right? 'See you at the drive-thru, meat head...

Does this chicken seem tough? Don't be a chicken. Be a tough, defiant chicken.

If you don't cut the cake, it's only one piece. Follow me for more life hacks...

There's nothing more punk than pie.

It's horrible to watch good cereal go bad...

If you're stressed, take that word and turn it into some delicious desserts!

Salsa is like a party in your mouth and when it's around, there is never any sadness!

It's not just carrots. All of the root vegetables are on your side. Go get 'em!

Coffee makes us happy. Not having coffee makes us grumpy.

All the grape jelly, raisins, and most importantly, wine, comes from the Planet Of The Grapes. Cheers!

Sooner or later, we all fall down. Keep your eyes peeled for the peel...

Let's hear it for one of the greatest duos of all time, red wine & steak. The Hall & Oates of the culinary world...

Everything tastes better when it's baked. Also, everything tastes better when you're baked...

What day of the week do chickens hate most? "Fry-Day!" Thanks, you're a good crowd. Now, who's hungry?

Is it a fork? Is it a spoon? No, it's a 'spork' and it's time we salute the greatest utensil ever created in the history of the world!

Is it okay to lust after bacon? 'Asking for a friend...

Bacon can and will solve ALL of your problems. Have no fear, Bacon is here!

I love pizza for breakfast, lunch & dinner. I love pizza in all shapes, forms & flavors. I'm a Certified Pizza Weirdough...

It's simple and tasty math.

Feeling anxious? 'Ever notice how chill a cow is? We could all learn a lot from a cow.

It's not easy being cheesy. But if you believe in Gouda, things will always be delicious.

Potatoes come in all sizes but we like the big ones. No apologies.

Keeping calm is so very important. Staying cheesy is even more important.

All are welcome at the Universal Church Of Cheese. We think Gouda is "grate"...

The Global Cheese Force keeps safe everything that is cheese and/or cheesy.