Kenny The Bartender's Tee Emporium

Hollywood is skin-deep. Skin that's full of Botox and plastic surgery scars...

It could be we're all part of an intergalactic marble game... Make Earth Day every day!

Money paid to someone to prevent them from disclosing embarrassing or discreditable information.

If you love Rock 'N Roll, then you know. Disco still sucks...

New York is the city that never sleeps and it's filled with endless possibilities...

An expression of surprise in response to a positive occurrence, perhaps one thought to be unlikely. No way!

What do you call a constipated Sherlock Holmes? Exactly...

My doctor says I have a gambling problem. I asked if there was a cure and he said "No Dice"...

Look, it's a big steaming pile. No Sh!T!

When something is exceedingly obvious or apparent? No duh.