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Whiskey inspires dancing around in your underwear to Bob Seger songs. Or so I have read...

Everybody has their own version of an "energy drink." May your martini always be powerful. Cheers!

A bright view of the world? Sunshine on a cloudy day? The forecast calls for whiskey. Cheers!

'Got a problem? Let beer solve it. Beer fixes everything!

Life is simple, thru the foamy goodness of beer. Cheers!

A very wise bartender once said, "Life is brew-tiful when you have a cocktail in hand." Cheers!

Aliens are really just on a big intergalactic beer run. Beer is the one thing humans do really well...

Sure, you might have a guardian angel but do you have a Martini Angel? A heavenly being who watches over all your cocktailing? Cheers!

They say you are what you eat, right? 'See you at the drive-thru, meat head...

Happy Hour is the GREATEST OF ALL TIME. Raise a glass to the GOAT. Cheers!

Beer is proof of a higher power. A higher power who loves us and wants us to be happy. Beer up!

When humans finally land on Mars, I'm sure there will be martinis. Happy Hour happens on every planet, right?

It's time for a new kind of superhero. There's no need to fear. Captain Martini is here!

London has the coolest werewolves with their perfect hair, tailored suits and fabulous cocktails. God save the King...

Some of us have our own way of dealing with time changes and time zones. Cheers!

A cocktail and its effect or consequences. That my friends, is Cocktail Karma.

Tell me all the things that I wanna hear about brew. It's what I like about brew.

Two martinis, no waiting! A fun, colorful retro design that's an ode to cocktails.

You're a first-class, top gun martini test pilot and it's time the whole world knows it. Cheers!

Few things in life have the power to fix everything and it's important to identify those things...

If you have beer and duct tape, do you really need anything else? I don't think so.

The Martini Force is an elite group of cocktail aficionados armed with swizzle sticks and blurry vision. Join us!

Remember, no matter how bad it gets out there, Mister Martini is always here for you.

The Martini Department is "Ready To Serve & Serve Again". If you'd like to join, all you need is this design. Cheers!

When life gets the better of you, keep calm and have a nice glass of sherry. Cheers!

Competition is everything, especially in the world of martinis. Welcome to the Martini Team!

Dogs rule! Martinis rule! People come in a distant third. Here's a design that spells it all out.