Kenny The Bartender's Tee Emporium

There are so many conspiracy theories to believe in, why pick just one? From Bigfoot, ghosts and aliens, to the Illuminati, Loch Ness Monster and Santa!

We're not Boomers and we're not Millennials. We were born between 1965 and 1980 and we get things done all by ourselves because that's how we were raised.

I think this 'Miss Universe' contest is rigged. Every one of the contestants is from Earth. Seriously though, you're not the center of the Universe. 'Sorry...

I have a bone to pick with anyone who thinks orthopedic health is a laughing matter...

If you think opening a can of worms is complicated, unpleasant or difficult, just wait 'til you open a can of wormholes...

This design is a tribute to cured meat. If you also wish to use it as a tribute to a particular actor, I'm not going to stop you.

My wife is tired of me wearing a different t-shirt every hour. But I know I can change...

Space is the final frontier. Space is also elbow room. We all want space.

Sometimes it's instant & sometimes it takes it's sweet time. The never ending cycle of cause and effect is Karma.

Overthinking leads to inaction. Make a decision already...

If you're lucky, life's fondest memories are decorated with music.

Johann Sebastian Bach deserves to be immortalized as a classic rock god, complete with lightning bolt & devil horns. Bach rocks!

I'm reading a book on evolution. The beginning wasn't great but it's getting better over time...

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I always feel like somebody's watchin' me...

Your hair looks fabulous. Enough to join a stupid little club. Plus your neck is safe and warm thanks to a magnificent haircut!

Feeling anxious? 'Ever notice how chill a cow is? We could all learn a lot from a cow.

Things need to be buried. There's no need to get anxious about it. Just keep calm and get our your shovel.

Ghosts can be scary but they can also be pretty calm. They float, they move thru walls. It's pretty cool when you think about it...

When life gets the better of you, keep calm and have a nice glass of sherry. Cheers!

Dogs rule! Martinis rule! People come in a distant third. Here's a design that spells it all out.

A simple design that's a sign to the world. You're part of the Rock N Roll Patrol now and forever!

Coffee is just hot bean water. You know it. I know it. Everybody should know it.