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You never know what you're going to dig up. You just need to know where...

Your dog knows what you're up to. Your dog is very familiar with your little scam of breaking the treats in half...

The once mighty dinosaurs are now making your engine roar. That makes your vehicle's exhaust a dinosaur fart...

Dogs will always tell you the truth. And lick your face...

Cats are cool and they know they're cool. Meow!

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull dozer...

Instant gratification is the immediate desire to feel satisfaction. And it takes too long!!

It's time for a new kind of a superhero. A delicious crime fighter who's not afraid to ham-it-up...

Pit bulls are awesome and if they're part of your crew, consider yourself lucky!

There's nothing cooler than a bee. Plus, they LOVE music. Bees dig bee-bop...

Baking is cool. If you can make bread, cookies, cakes and pastries? You're a badass!

Jazz players are called "cats". Why do cats love jazz music? Because of the im-purr-visation...

All cats are great but some cats are cool. You can tell by the hat...

Dogs love snow. Snowman-dogs REALLY love snow. Woof!

Canadian bacon is the nicest, most polite bacon around.

Don't react, reflect. Calm down and figure out what's going on before you do something you can't undo.

Does this chicken seem tough? Don't be a chicken. Be a tough, defiant chicken.

Happy Hour is the GREATEST OF ALL TIME. Raise a glass to the GOAT. Cheers!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe you should just mind your own business...

London has the coolest werewolves with their perfect hair, tailored suits and fabulous cocktails. God save the King...

Cows are very good with money. If one ever gives you a "stock" tip, take it...

Radiation can create monsters. If it happened with a lizard, it can happen with a squirrel.

If you ever wait on a cow, you'll discover they're generous tippers. They really like to throw dough around!

The word "old" has many different meanings. Woof!

Life is easier when you take it "low & slow", right?

Llamas know how to party. That's all I'm going to say...

Skunks can really hold their liquor. Plus, they look good in a tuxedo...

Otters are really good at lawn care. When it comes to grass, there is no otter...

Dogs give the best advice. Except for the part about drinking from the toilet bowl...

You know the day destroys the night & night divides the day but really, in the end, it's all about otters.

It's a situation in which a person or a group makes a fatal decision based on a hasty judgment or a gut reaction. But what a way to go, right?

Our "pollinating partners" are bumble bees. We need them to live, plus they look cool & as a bonus, they're fuzzy!

Some say they give pizza a bad name...

It's a fact...baby chicks rock!!

Your Golden might take the midnight train goin' anywhere but they Don't Stop Retrievin'. Woof!

Labs are friendly, outgoing, high-spirited and deserve a really cool design. Woof!