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Life is easier when you take it "low & slow", right?

Llamas know how to party. That's all I'm going to say...

Skunks can really hold their liquor. Plus, they look good in a tuxedo...

Otters are really good at lawn care. When it comes to grass, there is no otter...

Dogs give the best advice. Except for the part about drinking from the toilet bowl...

You know the day destroys the night & night divides the day but really, in the end, it's all about otters.

It's a situation in which a person or a group makes a fatal decision based on a hasty judgment or a gut reaction. But what a way to go, right?

Our "pollinating partners" are bumble bees. We need them to live, plus they look cool & as a bonus, they're fuzzy!

Some say they give pizza a bad name...

It's a fact...baby chicks rock!!

Your Golden might take the midnight train goin' anywhere but they Don't Stop Retrievin'. Woof!

Labs are friendly, outgoing, high-spirited and deserve a really cool design. Woof!

Rats are already super-strong. Throw in some radiation and we're all in BIG trouble...

Money paid so that someone will keep information secret - That's Hush Money.

What day of the week do chickens hate most? "Fry-Day!" Thanks, you're a good crowd. Now, who's hungry?

Don't become the main course at a shark buffet...

Frogs need their space and also their parking space.

'Ever drop something on the floor with a dog around. There is no 5 second rule...

Don't sweat your bucket list. Sometimes, it's more important to compile a different kind of list...

Baked chicken is the best. AND, it pairs nicely with Funyuns and Twinkies...

There are really, really good dogs out there who just need a chance.

Rubber duckie, you're the one. Also, why is that duckie shedding feathers when he's made of rubber? One of life's mysteries...

I can spell and I think dogs have been hiding a secret for thousands of years...

We love dogs. All shapes. All sizes. All colors. Dogs rule!

Save a life. Adopt a T-Rex today. The life you save may be your own. Unless you're eaten...

What kind of bird always forgets the words to songs?

Golden Retrievers can do anything. 'Just make sure they don't eat the football...

Whether it's been a good day or a bad day, sometimes you just need to get snugly. Grab your teddy bear and your blanket!

If you love comedy, you'll love Grumpy Dingo Radio and this official design.

You have no time or patience for the daytime. You're a Night Owl and you rule the night with your intelligence, stamina & creativity. Hoo!

A donkey with a diploma is a smart ass.

I always feel like somebody's watchin' me...

Make your inner badass an outer bad ass...

Death is coming for all of us. So instead, I like to think about cute baby chickens!!

Feeling anxious? 'Ever notice how chill a cow is? We could all learn a lot from a cow.

All hail, all dogs! They rule.