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Novinophobia the Fear of Running Out of Wine t-shirts and gear for wine lovers. It's a play on words? No vino phobia. Check out all the funny wine designs at Cafe Pretzel.

Super Mom Powered by Coffee t-shirts and gear for highly caffeinated mothers. Check out all the java jive t-shirts at Cafe Pretzel.

Wife Mom Boss t-shirts and gear for the woman who takes charge at home and at work. Check out all the cool gifts at Cafe Pretzel for Mother's Day, Mom's birthday, or any day you want to honor her.

Retired At Last Full Time Grandpa t-shirts and gear for retired grandfathers. Check out all the cool designs for retirees at Cafe Pretzel.

Philadelphia Pennsylvania skyline silhouette t-shirts and gear for people who have Philly hometown pride and tourists who want a souvenir to show their love and respect. This design is blue and yellow which are the official colors of the City of Philadelphia. Check out all the cool hometown pride t-shirts at Cafe Pretzel.

New York New York skyline silhouette t-shirts and gear for New Yorkers with New York City hometown pride and tourists who want a souvenir to show their love and respect. Check out all the cool hometown pride t-shirts at Cafe Pretzel.

If you don't understand why this is funny it's probably because you're not Jewish. If you are Jewish and you don't understand why it's funny you should probably have a chat with your Rabbi. Check out all the twisted humor designs at Cafe Pretzel.

Don't Make Me Go All L.A. On Your Ass t-shirts and gifts for Los Angeles baseball fans. Check out your team colors on this funny baseball t-shirt design.

Don't Make Me Go All L.A. On Your Ass t-shirts and gifts for Los Angeles baseball fans. Check out your team colors on this funny baseball t-shirt design.

Don't Make Me Go All L.A. On Your Ass t-shirts and gifts for Los Angeles baseball fans. Check out your team colors on this funny baseball t-shirt design.

Don't Make Me Go All Florida On Your Ass t-shirts and gifts for Miami baseball fans. Check out your team colors on this funny baseball t-shirt design.

Don't Make Me Go All Baltimore On Your Ass t-shirts and gifts for Baltimore baseball fans. Check out your team colors on this funny baseball t-shirt design.

This Tassel Was Worth the Hassle t-shirts and gear for graduates of all ages. Whether your favorite grad is graduating from Pre-K or college, this is a design that will be appreciated. Check out all the cool stuff for grads at Cafe Pretzel.

Photo of a cute Beagle puppy wearing a graduation cap available on t-shirts and gifts for graduates of all ages. The caption reads ''This tassel was worth the hassle.'' Check out all the funny designs for dog lovers at Cafe Pretzel.

Sleeping Sloth Says Don't Hurry Be Happy t-shirts and gear for nappers and people who love sloths. Check out all the funny animal designs at Cafe Pretzel.

Herpetology is Ribbitting frog pun t-shirts and gifts. This hilarious cartoon frog wants everyone to know that herpetology is riveting. Check out all the bad puns at Cafe Pretzel.

Don't Be A Prick t-shirts and gear. This pretty cactus pun distracts from the the insulting admonishment to not be a prick. Check out all the bad puns at Cafe Pretzel.

New Phone Who Dis t-shirts and gear. This design is a silly pun featuring a Gnu. Get it? Gnu Phone? Okay maybe you're not a punny person. Or maybe you should come back when you're sober. Check out all the bad puns at Cafe Pretzel.

Manhattan Skyline t-shirts and gear for New York City residents and enthusiastic tourists. Check out all the cool black-and-white text and silhouette designs at Cafe Pretzel.

Brooklyn NYC t-shirts and gear for proud residents and enthusiastic tourists. Check out all the cool black and white text t-shirts for New Yorkers at Cafe Pretzel.

If Music Be The Food of Love Play On t-shirts and gear for romantics, music lovers, and fans of Shakespeare quotes. Check out all the inspirational designs at Cafe Pretzel.

If Music Be The Food of Love Play On t-shirts and gear for romantics, music lovers, and fans of Shakespeare quotes. Check out all the inspirational designs at Cafe Pretzel.

Route 66 is an iconic American roadway so this vintage styled Route 66 sign is a great way to honor someone who is celebrating their 66th birthday. Check out all the cool retro designs at Cafe Pretzel.

Made in America t-shirts and gear for all the patriotic American holidays. Check out all the great U.S.A. designs at Cafe Pretzel.

Part Irish All Trouble t-shirts and gear for Saint Patrick's Day. Even if you're only a wee bit Irish you can still prove you have blarney, malarkey, shenanigans, and tomfoolery on Saint Patrick's Day and every day.

HOMERUN Club t-shirts and gear for baseball and softball players. Check out all the cool sports designs at Cafe Pretzel.

Chihuahua Bow Wow Wow t-shirts and gear for Chihuahua lovers. This rainbow fabulous pet will brighten your day. Check out all the cool designs for dog lovers at Cafe Pretzel.

Sloth Hang In There Baby Friday's Coming t-shirts and gear for people who are living for the weekend. Check out all the funny animal t-shirts at Cafe Pretzel.

Corgi Butts Drive Me Nuts tshirts and gear for Corgi lovers. Check out all the cool designs for dog lovers at Cafe Pretzel.

Donald Trump would like to be King, so in honor of one of his more hilarious misspellings, I hereby dub him the Berder King. Have it your way, while you still can.

This clever design shows a Beagle puppy riding in a backpack. We're printing it on the back side of the t-shirt so it looks like you really do have a Beagle puppy in your backpack. All other merch will be printed on the front. Great design for kids and a funny conversation starter for teens and adults.

Grunge depiction of Frankenstein with the caption ''FRANKLY''. Check out all the twisted humor designs at Cafe Pretzel.

Green fist with the caption SMASH.

Easter text design surrounded by Spring flowers arranged in the shape of an Easter egg. Check out all the holiday designs at Cafe Pretzel.

This British Bulldog is wearing a John Bull bowler hat and poses against the background of the British flag. Check out all the cool designs for British patriots and Bulldog lovers at Cafe Pretzel.

Anchor t-shirts and gear for the one who gives you strength, stability, and a safe harbor. This is a wonderful gift for a parent, friend, spouse, or anyone who anchors you in a world where rough seas are the norm.