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You Suck You Blow t-shirts and gear. Funny vintage design depicts a vacuum cleaner and a rotating fan trading insults. Check out all the twisted humor at Cafe Pretzel.

Thug Life Santa Claus t-shirts and gear for people with a twisted sense of humor. Check out all the funny alternative Christmas designs at Cafe Pretzel

I didn't choose the bug life t-shirts and gear for hard-working pest exterminators. Check out all the twisted humor at Cafe Pretzel.

Staching Through the Snow t-shirts and gear for folks with a mustache at Christmas time. Check out this clever word play based on the lyrics to the song "Dashing Through the Snow".

Marriage, home ownership, children, death Next Exit t-shirts and gifts. Check out all the twisted humor designs at Cafe Pretzel.

Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most t-shirts and gear. This funny quote by Mark Twain is available from Cafe Pretzel.

Always Wear Protection t-shirts and gear for nerds and geeks. This funny pocket protector design will crack up all your egghead friends.

Hulk Out With Your Bulk Out t-shirts and gear. Check out all the designs for people who work out on Cafe Pretzel.

Some see the glass half empty and others see the glass half full. I just want to know who's been drinking my beer. Available on t-shirts and gear for beer drinkers.

This cartoon pirate wears a Santa Claus hat and says "Arrr Jingle me bells". Check out all the funny designs for Christmas at Cafe Pretzel.

Fact of Life After Monday and Tuesday Even the Calendar Says WTF t-shirts and gear for disgruntled employees.

I'm the Wingman t-shirts and gear. Check out all the funny t-shirts for fans of TV shows beloved by geeks and nerds.

I Told You I Was Tribble t-shirts and gear for throwback sci-fi TV fans. Check out all the cool stuff for geeks at Cafe Pretzel.

Geek Overlords, We Code At Midnight t-shirts and gear for nocturnal programmers. Check out all the funny geek t-shirts at Cafe Pretzel.

I'm tracing my ancestors so I'll know who to blame t-shirts and gear for genealogists with a sense of humor. Check out all the funny genealogy t-shirts at Cafe Pretzel.

Cyclops t-shirts and gear. This funny cartoon reads ''I got my eye on you.'' Check out all the twisted humor designs at Cafe Pretzel.

Write Drunk Edit Sober t-shirts and gear for writers and scribblers. If you hate writing but love having written then you will totally understand this funny design.

Marine Biologist t-shirts and gear for marine scientists and marine biology students. If you're smelly, wet, and dirty and you're happy about it, you're probably a marine biologist.

Free a book and free your mind FREADOM t-shirts and gear to to wear during Banned Books Week. Simple graphic design is a terrific gift for a librarian or anyone who loves to read.

Old sailors never die they just get a little dinghy t-shirts and gear. Check out all the cool nautical designs at Cafe Pretzel.

Not My Circus Not My Monkeys t-shirts and gear. Declare your drama free zone with this amusing Polish saying in a colorful big top style.

Not My Circus Not My Monkeys t-shirts and gear. Declare your drama free zone with this amusing Polish saying in a colorful big top style.

Wakey wakey eggs and bakey t-shirts and gifts for people who enjoy a hearty breakfast. Check out all the funny food designs at Cafe Pretzel.

Wine p.o. PRN is medical lingo for wine by mouth taken as needed, available on t-shirts and gear for wine drinkers. Check out all the funny designs for medical professionals at Cafe Pretzel.

Coffee p.o. PRN is medical lingo for coffee by mouth taken as needed, available on t-shirts and gear for coffee drinkers. Check out all the funny designs for medical professionals at Cafe Pretzel.

Beer p.o. PRN is medical lingo for beer by mouth taken as needed, available on t-shirts and gear for beer drinkers. Check out all the funny designs for medical professionals at Cafe Pretzel.

Wine I.V. Stat is medical lingo for wine intravenously immediately. If you need a wine transfusion then you definitely need this design on a t-shirt. Check out all the funny t-shirt designs for medical professionals at Cafe Pretzel.

Coffee I.V. Stat is medical lingo for coffee intravenously immediately. If you need a coffee transfusion then you definitely need this design on a t-shirt. Check out all the funny designs for medical professionals at Cafe Pretzel.

Beer I.V. Stat is medical lingo for beer intravenously immediately. If you need a beer transfusion then you definitely need this design on a t-shirt. Check out all the funny designs for medical professionals at Cafe Pretzel.

I give 100 percent t-shirts and gear for disaffected employees. Check out all the smartass designs at Cafe Pretze.

Please wait sarcasm still loading t-shirts and gear. Check out all the cool designs for smartasses at Cafe Pretzel.

Irony the opposite of wrinkly t-shirts and gear. Check out all the bad puns at Cafe Pretzel.

I'm fluent in three languages: English, sarcasm, and profanity t-shirts and gear. Check out all the hilarious designs for smartasses at Cafe Pretzel.

Zombies want brains, you're safe t-shirts and gear. Check out all the cool designs for Halloween and every day of the year

That's for me to know and you to go fuck yourself t-shirts and gear in a deliberately difficult to read font. NSFW but you might be able to slip it past the in-laws.

I paddled Shit Creek and survived t-shirts and gear. Check out all the designs for unrepentant smartasses at Cafe Pretzel.