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World's Best Teacher t-shirts and gear to give your teacher on Teacher Appreciation Day, or any time you want to show your appreciation and respect.

Manhattan Skyline t-shirts and gear for New York City residents and enthusiastic tourists. Check out all the cool black-and-white text and silhouette designs at Cafe Pretzel.

Brooklyn NYC t-shirts and gear for proud residents and enthusiastic tourists. Check out all the cool black and white text t-shirts for New Yorkers at Cafe Pretzel.

If Music Be The Food of Love Play On t-shirts and gear for romantics, music lovers, and fans of Shakespeare quotes. Check out all the inspirational designs at Cafe Pretzel.

Route 66 is an iconic American roadway so this vintage styled Route 66 sign is a great way to honor someone who is celebrating their 66th birthday. Check out all the cool retro designs at Cafe Pretzel.

Made in America t-shirts and gear for all the patriotic American holidays. Check out all the great U.S.A. designs at Cafe Pretzel.

Part Irish All Trouble t-shirts and gear for Saint Patrick's Day. Even if you're only a wee bit Irish you can still prove you have blarney, malarkey, shenanigans, and tomfoolery on Saint Patrick's Day and every day.

Green fist with the caption SMASH.

Yes I Do Have A Retirement Plan. I Plan to Annoy My Ancestors (Do Genealogy) t-shirts and gear for retired men and women who just want to shake their family tree and watch the nuts fall out. Check out all the funny designs for retirees at Cafe Pretzel.

Yes I Do Have A Retirement Plan. My Plan is to Gamble t-shirts and gear for retired men and women who just want to gamble. Check out all the funny designs for retirees at Cafe Pretzel.

Retired Rosie the Riveter t-shirts and gifts for women who are retired or plan to retire soon. The caption reads You can do it, I'm retired! Check out all the funny retirement t-shirts at Cafe Pretzel.

This Chick Is Retired t-shirts and gifts for a woman who is retired or planning to retire soon. Check out all the funny retirement t-shirts for women at Cafe Pretzel.

This Guy Is Retired t-shirts and gifts for men who are retired or planning to retire soon. Check out all the funny retirement t-shirts for men at Cafe Pretzel.

This Chick Is Retired t-shirts and gear for women who have retired or plan on retiring soon. Check out all the cool retirement t-shirts and gifts at Cafe Pretzel.

You Suck You Blow t-shirts and gear. Funny vintage design depicts a vacuum cleaner and a rotating fan trading insults. Check out all the twisted humor at Cafe Pretzel.

World's Best Neighbor t-shirts and gear to give your neighbor when you want to show your appreciation and affection.

World's Best Mom t-shirts and gear to give your Mother on her birthday, Mother's Day, or any time you want to show your appreciation for everything she does for you.

World's Best Friend t-shirts and gear to give your best friend to show your appreciation and affection.

World's Best Dad t-shirts and gear to give your father on his birthday, Father's Day, or any time you want to show your appreciation for everything he does for you.

Wife for Life t-shirts and gear for women who've met their forever spouse. Check out all the cool relationship t-shirts at Cafe Pretzel.

Wife for Life t-shirts and gear for women who've met their forever spouse. Check out all the cool relationship t-shirts at Cafe Pretzel.

Don't be a dummy listen to your Mummy t-shirts and gear for Halloween dress-up for concerned parents and dutiful children. Check out all the Halloween t-shirt designs for kids and adults at Cafe Pretzel.

This Chick Is Retired t-shirts and gear for retirees and the soon-to-be retired. Check out all the retirement designs for women at Cafe Pretzel.

This Mom Loves Her Kids t-shirts and gear for mothers. Check out all the awesome gifts for Mom at Cafe Pretzel.

This Chick Is Going to Be a Mommy t-shirts and gear for the mother-to-be. Check out all the designs for proud parents at Cafe Pretzel.

This Guy Is Retired t-shirts and gear for retirees and the soon-to-be retired. Check out all the retirement designs for baby boomers at Cafe Pretzel.

This Dad Loves His Kids t-shirts and gear for fathers. Check out all the awesome gifts for Dad at Cafe Pretzel.

This Guy Is Going to Be a Daddy t-shirts and gear for the father-to-be. Check out all the designs for proud parents at Cafe Pretzel.

Marriage, home ownership, children, death Next Exit t-shirts and gifts. Check out all the twisted humor designs at Cafe Pretzel.

Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most t-shirts and gear. This funny quote by Mark Twain is available from Cafe Pretzel.

Hulk Out With Your Bulk Out t-shirts and gear. Check out all the designs for people who work out on Cafe Pretzel.

Some see the glass half empty and others see the glass half full. I just want to know who's been drinking my beer. Available on t-shirts and gear for beer drinkers.

Why do I have to get married I didn't do anything wrong laments this reluctant pinup bride. This hilarious vintage design is available on t-shirts and gear for independent women.

When the Queen is Happy There is Peace in the Kingdom t-shirts and gear for queens and their happy subjects.

Yes It Is All About Me t-shirts and gear.

This Kid Loves His Mom t-shirts and gear for boys who love their mother. Check out all the thumbs up designs at Cafe Pretzel.