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Kamala Harris for President 2024 t-shirts and gear for fans of Kamala Harris, Attorney General of California, U.S. Senator, and Vice President of the USA.

FUCK 2020 because isn't that how we all feel? Wear it on a black t-shirt and it's NSFW. Wear it on a white t-shirt and it's suitable for work, church, and even Grandma's house. Check out all the disgruntled designs at Cafe Pretzel.

Wake Up America Day Vote Blue November 3 2020 t-shirts and gear for American patriots who will vote BLUE on election day November 3, 2020. The jig's up Trump, pack your bags.

Keep Calm and Wash Your Hands t-shirts and gear for the Coronavirus Pandemic of 2020, also known as COVID19. Check out all the ironic apocalypse t-shirts at Cafe Pretzel.

2020 Quarantine Reunion t-shirts and gear for people who believe in a future where we can safely reunite with family and friends. Check out all the inspirational coronavirus t-shirts at CafePretzel.

Wash Your Hands Don't Touch Your Face You Can Save the Human Race t-shirts and gear for the Coronavirus pandemic of 2020. Check out all the inspirational designs at Cafe Pretzel. -- Copyright CafePretzel.

Wiped Out Toilet Paper Shortage 2020 t-shirts and gear for survivors of the Coronavirus Pandemic of 2020, also known as COVID19. Check out all the ironic apocalypse t-shirts at Cafe Pretzel.

Quarantine Flag Nautical t-shirts and gear. The Quarantine Flag is flown from a ship arriving in port with serious health problems, or a ship that has been placed under quarantine by local port authorities. Check out all the Coronavirus COVID-19 t-shirts at Cafe Pretzel.

Andra tutto bene is Italian for "everything will be all right". Show your Italian pride and spirit with this inspirational Italian language design by Cafe Pretzel.

Wash your hands correctly with this helpful hand washing instruction poster for schools, offices, home, and restaurants. Check out all the cool designs at Cafe Pretzel.

Keep Calm and Wash Your Hands t-shirts and gear for germaphobes, kindergarten teachers, epidemiologists, and regular folks like you and me. Check out all the Keep Calm designs at Cafe Pretzel.

1.20.21 The End of an Error t-shirts and gear for people who can't wait for the autocrat Donald Trump to vacate the White House. Check out all the cool political t-shirts at Cafe Pretzel.

1.20.21 The End of an Error t-shirts and gear for people who can't wait for Donald Trump to vacate the White House. Check out all the cool political t-shirts at Cafe Pretzel.

DO SOMETHING t-shirts and gear for Americans who want State and Federal legislation to regulate access to guns. On this USA flag the stars on the blue field have been replaced by bullet holes. Congress we demand that you act ... DO SOMETHING!

When life gives you turtles make turtle soup Mitch McConnell mocking t-shirts and gear for people who are fed up with Moscow Mitch. Ditch Mitch with this funny design by Cafe Pretzel.

Brexit Keep Calm and Carry On t-shirts and gear for leavers and stayers with a sense of humor. Check out all the funny political t-shirts for Brits with a stiff upper lip at Cafe Pretzel.

I'm Going to Have to Adult the Shit Out of This t-shirts and gear for grownups. Check out all the twisted humor t-shirts at Cafe Pretzel.

Donald Trump would like to be King, so in honor of one of his more hilarious misspellings, I hereby dub him the Berder King. Have it your way, while you still can.

This British Bulldog is wearing a John Bull bowler hat and poses against the background of the British flag. Check out all the cool designs for British patriots and Bulldog lovers at Cafe Pretzel.

Brett Kavanaugh cannot be trusted to be an impartial Justice. He does not deserve to be appointed as a Justice to the Supreme Court. We can do better than this!

Free a book and free your mind FREADOM t-shirts and gear to to wear during Banned Books Week. Simple graphic design is a terrific gift for a librarian or anyone who loves to read.

Elect An Asshole Expect A Shit Show t-shirts and gear for people who are sick of Donald Trump's drama.

It's All Fun and Games Until Someone Gets Impeached t-shirts and gifts for people who want an end to the corrupt Trump Presidency. Check out all the political designs at Cafe Pretzel.

RESIST Fist and the flag of the United States of America available on t-shirts and gear for patriots and political activists. Show you won't let traitors sell our country out to the Russians.

A checklist of all the most memorable memes of Donald Trump's Presidency, as said by him, his supporters, his wife, and probably a whole lot of Russian troll bots. Includes Thoughts and prayers, But her emails, Womp Womp, They knew what they signed up for, and I don't really care, do u.

VLADonald TRUMPutin t-shirts and gear for people who think the Trump + Putin bromance is a danger to the American democracy. Check out all the resistance designs at Cafe Pretzel.

Peace and Power Strength to You t-shirts and gifts for peace activists. Check out the colorful rainbow tie-dye shading on this 60s throwback design featuring a peace sign.

RESIST t-shirts and gear for women, scientists, educators, and everyone who wants to make America sane again. Check out all the political t-shirts and gifts at Cafe Pretzel.

One shift two shift red shift blue shift Doppler Effect t-shirts and gifts for physicists and people who are scientifically literate (and have a sense of humor). Check out all the cool STEM designs at Cafe Pretzel.

Rebel Girls Resist t-shirts and gear for women young and old who won't back down. Dissent, resist, speak out!

Copying Donald Trump's vague, infuriating, and misleading style, I'll just say that lots of people (fine people on both sides) are asking "Did President Trump commit treason with Russia?" If you think so, this hammer and sickle TRE45ON design is for you.

Copying Donald Trump's vague, infuriating, and misleading style, I'll just say that lots of people (fine people on both sides) are asking "Did President Trump commit treason with Russia?" If you think so, this hammer and sickle TRE45ON design is for you.

Copying Donald Trump's vague, infuriating, and misleading style, I'll just say that lots of people (fine people on both sides) are asking "Did President Trump commit an impeachable offense?" If you think so, this IMP45CH design is for you. Buy it now, thank me later.

Well behaved women rarely make history quote available on t-shirts and gear for women who won't back down. This design features the Capitol Building in Washington, D.C. wearing a pussy hat. Dissent, resist, speak out!

Wake Up America Day vintage poster updated for the 2018 midterm elections. This inspirational design reads "Wake Up America Day" and "Vote Blue 6 Nov 2018". Vote Democrat and make Putin cry.

She was warned. She was given an explanation. Nevertheless, she persisted. Elizabeth Warren spoke for us all but Mitch McConnell shut her down. Speak up on behalf of all women who have been silenced by men with this design displaying a pussy hat on the Capitol Building.