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Keep Calm and Wash Your Hands t-shirts and gear for germaphobes, kindergarten teachers, epidemiologists, and regular folks like you and me. Check out all the Keep Calm designs at Cafe Pretzel.

Funny Santa Claus design shows only some of Santa's jolly red and white suit and his shiny black belt with a gold buckle. Perfect for Secret Santa giving, ugly Christmas sweater parties, or give as a gift to your favorite funny family and friends.

Atlanta football team colors available on t-shirts, home decor, art, and gifts for Atlanta football fans.

Arizona football team colors available on t-shirts, home decor, art, and gifts for Arizona football fans.

I like Dad jokes and I cannot lie t-shirts and gear for funny Dads and the family members who love their jokes.

Beer p.o. PRN is medical lingo for beer by mouth taken as needed. If you need a beer prescription then you definitely need this t-shirt. Check out all the funny designs for medical professionals at Cafe Pretzel.

Merry Dachshund Christmas t-shirts and gear. Send Christmas greetings with this adorable cartoon Dachshund. Check out all the cool designs for dog lovers at Cafe Pretzel.

Thug Life Santa Claus t-shirts and gear for people with a twisted sense of humor. Check out all the alternative Christmas designs at Cafe Pretzel

Merry Chocolate Lab Christmas t-shirts and gear. Send Christmas greetings with this adorable cartoon Chocolate Labrador Retriever. Check out all the cool designs for dog lovers at Cafe Pretzel.

Step Out of Line Ladies t-shirts and gear for women who know where they want to go.

Trekkie Crossing Sign t-shirts and gifts for fans by Cafe Pretzel.

Alligator Crossing Sign t-shirts and gifts for gator fans by Cafe Pretzel.

1.20.21 The End of an Error t-shirts and gear for people who can't wait for the autocrat Donald Trump to vacate the White House. Check out all the cool political t-shirts at Cafe Pretzel.

1.20.21 The End of an Error t-shirts and gear for people who can't wait for Donald Trump to vacate the White House. Check out all the cool political t-shirts at Cafe Pretzel.

Do Something t-shirts and gear for people who support gun reform now. Hear us Congress, no more excuses!

DO SOMETHING t-shirts and gear for Americans who want State and Federal legislation to regulate access to guns. On this USA flag the stars on the blue field have been replaced by bullet holes. Congress we demand that you act ... DO SOMETHING!

When life gives you turtles make turtle soup Mitch McConnell mocking t-shirts and gear for people who are fed up with Moscow Mitch. Ditch Mitch with this funny design by Cafe Pretzel.

Brexit Keep Calm and Carry On t-shirts and gear for leavers and stayers with a sense of humor. Check out all the funny political t-shirts for Brits with a stiff upper lip at Cafe Pretzel.

Back Door Boris Johnson t-shirts and gear for Brits who would like to show boorish Boris a personal hard Brexit.

I'm Going to Have to Adult the Shit Out of This t-shirts and gear for grownups. Check out all the twisted humor t-shirts at Cafe Pretzel.

French Bulldog t-shirts and gear for Frenchie lovers. The French Bulldog has been described by fans as a lovable couch potato. Check out this charming watercolor painting of a fawn and black French Bulldog.

This funny cartoon astronaut is bowling in space. Check out all the hilarious t-shirts and gifts for bowlers at Cafe Pretzel.

Here's a little astronaut walking on the moon and carrying a bunch of birthday balloons. If you know a little kid, or a big kid, who wants to be an astronaut when they grow up, this cute design on a t-shirt will make an awesome, inexpensive birthday gift.

I'm The Wingman fan artwork available on t-shirts and gear for TBBT fans.

Which TBBT character said "A Homo habilis just discovering his opposable thumbs says what?" A: Leonard. Check out all the funny Big Bang Theory fan artwork at Cafe Pretzel.

Gravity Thou Art A Heartless Bitch fan artwork available on t-shirts and gear for TBBT fans.

Remember the episode of TBBT when Sheldon first mentioned his koala face? Check out this adorable koala face fan artwork by Cafe Pretzel.

Best Daddy Ever t-shirts and gear to gift the world's best father ... yours! Check out all the cool designs for dads and moms at Cafe Pretzel.

Crazy Flamingo Lady t-shirts and gear for women who love flamingos. If your heart is in the tropics and you can stand on one leg without tipping over then you might be a crazy flamingo lady.

The Teacher The Myth The Legend t-shirts and gear to show your appreciation to your favorite teacher, or treat yourself! Check out all the cool designs for teachers and other occupations at Cafe Pretzel.

Colorful Cinco de Mayo t-shirts and gear for May Fifth when Mexicans celebrate the anniversary of the Mexican army's 1862 victory over France at the Battle of Puebla during the Franco-Mexican War. This is an embellished typography design in blue,pink, and red.

Colorful Cinco de Mayo t-shirts and gear for May Fifth when Mexicans celebrate the anniversary of the Mexican army's 1862 victory over France at the Battle of Puebla during the Franco-Mexican War. This is an embellished text design in blue, orange, yellow, and red.

The mountains are calling so this funny alpaca is captioned ''alpaca bag''. Check out all the bad puns for animal lovers at Cafe Pretzel.

No prob-llama t-shirts and gifts. Check out this chill llama, wearing sunglasses and saying "no prob-llama". Check out all the bad puns at Cafe Pretzel.

There's No Crying in Softball t-shirts and gifts for softball players, coaches, and their fans. Check out all the inspirational sports designs at Cafe Pretzel.

Softball There's No Place Like Home inspirational t-shirts and gear for softball players, coaches, and fans of the sport. Check out all the motivational t-shirts at Cafe Pretzel.