everyplatewebreak

It'sa me.

You see that t-shirt with a logo from a nineties TV show on it? That's like your most smart outfit. That's your bestest ever clothes.

And God Created Brigette

Wot, no Bob Klose?

A Pink Floyd flavored tee - sheer dark side lunacy.

Syd Barrett flavoured tee. Perfect for ravers, seers of visions, painters, pipers and prisoners. Diamond!

Nobody puts Santa Baby's Christmas sweater in a corner. Hey, spaghetti arms, give your hungry eyes a treat.

Why float your wagon when you can die of dysentery?

Stanley Kubrick’s credit at the end of Eyes Wide Shut. If you men only *knew*.

Relax. It's just iffy kerning.

Ooh, friend. Well, friend, here it is. A pop-art inspired piece perfect for briefcase and bus wanker alike, bumders. Just don’t tell the Northwood boys.

...and Logan likes Facebook.

Some things are made for fishing.

Who ya gonna call?

Did someone say ‘bandwagon’? Why, a shirt like this could make the Pistols look like droopy-eyed, armless children.