everyplatewebreak

It'sa me.

With a tiny mouth comes very, very sharp teeth.

You see that t-shirt with a logo from a nineties TV show on it? That's like your most smart outfit. That's your bestest ever clothes.

And God Created Brigette

I'm the England Man

Wot, no Bob Klose?

Syd Barrett flavoured tee. Perfect for ravers, seers of visions, painters, pipers and prisoners. Diamond!

Nobody puts Santa Baby's Christmas sweater in a corner. Hey, spaghetti arms, give your hungry eyes a treat.

Let's not all fall out this Christmas...

Why float your wagon when you can die of dysentery?

Stanley Kubrick’s credit at the end of Eyes Wide Shut. If you men only *knew*.

Relax. It's just iffy kerning.

Ooh, friend. Well, friend, here it is. A pop-art inspired piece perfect for briefcase and bus wanker alike, bumders. Just don’t tell the Northwood boys.

Some things are made for fishing.

Though if they do show ‘The Passion of St. Tibulus’ it'll be at one in the morning. They came from Gdansk to see that fillum.

A venti cup of presidential gibberish.