everyplatewebreak

It'sa me.

With a tiny mouth comes very, very sharp teeth.

You see that t-shirt with a logo from a nineties TV show on it? That's like your most smart outfit. That's your bestest ever clothes.

And God Created Brigette

I know that was then but it could be again.

I'm the England Man

Wot, no Bob Klose?

A Pink Floyd flavored tee - sheer dark side lunacy.

Nobody puts Santa Baby's Christmas sweater in a corner. Hey, spaghetti arms, give your hungry eyes a treat.

Let's not all fall out this Christmas...

Why float your wagon when you can die of dysentery?

Stanley Kubrick’s credit at the end of Eyes Wide Shut. If you men only *knew*.

Relax. It's just iffy kerning.

Ooh, friend. Well, friend, here it is. A pop-art inspired piece perfect for briefcase and bus wanker alike, bumders. Just don’t tell the Northwood boys.

...and Logan likes Facebook.

Some things are made for fishing.

Who ya gonna call?

Though if they do show ‘The Passion of St. Tibulus’ it'll be at one in the morning. They came from Gdansk to see that fillum.

A venti cup of presidential gibberish.

If Pac-Man had affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in dark rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.

Did someone say ‘bandwagon’? Why, a shirt like this could make the Pistols look like droopy-eyed, armless children.