Oz 9 Mugs

In the ongoing tradition of our fans' designs being better than ours, here's another.

The designer's favorite, so you know it's good.

Seriously, pretty sure standing in a straight line is the limit of this team's capabilities.

This picture would never happen IRL because these two would never turn their backs on each other.

Season one of the Oz 9 podcast on a shirt. The whole dang thing

The amazing designer @karinheim graciously VOLUNTEERED to make us a bunch of Oz 9 designs. We said yes. We're not THAT stupid.

You can't have a t-shirt without your two favorite assassins. Correction: you really shouldn't have a t-shirt without your two favorite assassins.

Leet's on his way back to the healer pod. Again. Repair bots are vicious little sods, aren't they?

Join the useless crew of the decrepit Oz 9 as they limp around in space looking for a new home to utterly bugger up.

He knows Cpt Madeline isn't the smartest springbok on the savannah, but he hoped for better from Jessie.... The Oz 9 is full of disappointments.

Join the useless crew of the decrepit Oz 9 as they limp around in space looking for a new home to utterly bugger up.

Here is the whole batch of 14 idiots all arranged neatly in a circle for G2HQ to make a dart board out of it.

Being awake and alert really isn't our jam, but if it's yours, here's a coffee mug to start your day. Better than some bored guy saying "alarm... alarm...."

Catch a rare glimpse of the Oz 9 ship as it chonks along in outer space. All sales of this special pride rainbow version will go to The Trevor Project. www.TheTrevorProject.org

If science were always this sexy, more of us would have the periodic table memorized....

His opinions are starting to flow as freely as that mane.

There's probably a zombie in the corridor.

More Leet for more happy.

Need a treat? Leet!

Heroic running! Without scissors! (because no one and I mean NO ONE better put a pair of scissors in this boy's hands)

The Oz 9 Albatros, she's The Terminator in a pencil skirt.

Colin, somehow never seen without his martini...sometimes barely seen at all.

Oh, and if all your friends wanted to jump off a cliff, I suppose you'd do that too?

all the merch you could want with this guy on it!

Joe mops up dead people. I don't think I'd let him make me a sandwich if I were you.

Declare your outerspace-simian affiliation with pride and maybe a coffee mug!

As deadly as she is gorgeous, the Albatros abides no malarky, nonsense, or off-brand condiments.

If you spill your coffee, no worries! Your mug has the disclaimer built right in ...

Can't you just hear Olivia saying this?

Didn't quite finish Captain school but strives mightily to keep her idiot crew alive. Bubble-wrap enthusiast.

When cordon bleu dreams become burger-flippin' realities, you've got to stay professional. Which he ... mostly does.

'It's "penguin," not "pingwing," and even your posh British accent can't save you here.' It's possible our Narrator suffers from a little professional jealousy...

Olivia swears it's not her fault, but we're all starting to suspect that may be a lie of sorts.

He'd rather be narrating a nature special about rare equatorial polar bears or something, but he's making the best of it. When he's not sulking in his trailer....

You have Leet's Heroic Running shirt, now have a face-off in your dresser drawer with le Bichon Frise's Nefarious Running!

You thought James Bond was cool. Pffffft. This woman makes the martini swiller look like a rank amateur.