Oz9

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Oz 9's Dr. Theo Bromae...swoon!

The Oz 9 Albatros, she's The Terminator in a pencil skirt.

Greg, the robot zebra with flowing mane...it's a long story.

The Oz 9's two headed repair bot at your service.

Colin, somehow never seen without his martini...sometimes barely seen at all.

Catch a rare glimpse of the Oz 9 ship as it chonks along in outer space. All sales of this special pride rainbow version will go to The Trevor Project. www.TheTrevorProject.org

Show the world your status as an Official Space Monkey with this seal.

Official MCCACEC garb from the College Bookstore now available for everyone! Dress up like Donna's fellow alma mater.

'It's "penguin," not "pingwing," and even your posh British accent can't save you here.' It's possible our Narrator suffers from a little professional jealousy...

When cordon bleu dreams become burger-flippin' realities, you've got to stay professional. Which he ... mostly does.

He'd rather be narrating a nature special about rare equatorial polar bears or something, but he's making the best of it. When he's not sulking in his trailer....

Being awake and alert really isn't our jam, but if it's yours, here's a coffee mug to start your day. Better than some bored guy saying "alarm... alarm...."