Oz9

Designed to fit your phone.

The Oz 9's two headed repair bot at your service.

Love is Love. Thanks to our amazing artist, Lucas Elliott, for this special Pride Month design. All proceeds to The Trevor Project. If you want a different background color, shout to [email protected]!

Show the world your status as an Official Space Monkey with this seal.

Worn on the flight suits of the Oz 9 crew! Sport your mission patch to look like a crew member.

The corporate logo for the company behind the Oz ships.

Official MCCACEC garb from the College Bookstore now available for everyone! Dress up like Donna's fellow alma mater.

Here is the whole batch of 14 idiots all arranged neatly in a circle for G2HQ to make a dart board out of it.

If science were always this sexy, more of us would have the periodic table memorized....

You thought James Bond was cool. Pffffft. This woman makes the martini swiller look like a rank amateur.

Some phone cases take out too much of our adorable zebra's head. So we asked him to stand the other way.

Not quite as wholesome as the Brady Bunch, but keeping it together for now.

If you know a woman who fits this description, get her a tee shirt or a pillow. You'll probably live longer.

She's feisty but ever-so-much-fun. And if you say differently, I hope you have a really good panic room.

His opinions are starting to flow as freely as that mane.

He knows Cpt Madeline isn't the smartest springbok on the savannah, but he hoped for better from Jessie.... The Oz 9 is full of disappointments.

OK, not everyone likes the red nametags, so here's Greg, sans name, but still cute as Charles Dickens, or whatever that expression is.

Cute AND smart and gradually realizing he's trapped with a bunch of idiots, our swamp-grazing zebra is starting to regret this voyage....

She may look innocent, but the Oz 9's Artificial Intelligence will fry you where you stand or gas you with experimental aromatherapy... you won't like it.

He's pretty cranky at the best of times, but let's be honest: he's not exactly narrating the "best of times."

He's amazing at mopping floors and scaring the hell out of the crew. His discovery of sandwich machines has eradicated any need for laxatives.

An errant olive may have turned Colin into Colin-plus, but to the crew of the Oz 9, he's still the arrogant, annoying Colin he's always been.

When you've done some nifty assassining and must get away quickly, it's time for ... nefarious running!

You have Leet's Heroic Running shirt, now have a face-off in your dresser drawer with le Bichon Frise's Nefarious Running!

Deadly with the decongestant, this assassin with the appalling French accent hitched a ride aboard the Oz 9. But what's his real purpose???

Former captain of the former 6748, Jessie James is not particularly fond of life aboard the Oz 9, but she's learning to survive.

Dense enough to survive in deep space without a shirt, our fearless hacker probably already knows your password.

Didn't quite finish Captain school but strives mightily to keep her idiot crew alive. Bubble-wrap enthusiast.

As deadly as she is gorgeous, the Albatros abides no malarky, nonsense, or off-brand condiments.

So many silly people, all in one place. Have we infiltrated YOUR ears yet?

The 9-compoops are actually 9 in number now, with the addition of le Bichon Frise (pretty sure that's FREE-ZAY) and the Albatros!

This picture would never happen IRL because these two would never turn their backs on each other.

Are you? Are you TRULY Oz 9 AF?

'It's "penguin," not "pingwing," and even your posh British accent can't save you here.' It's possible our Narrator suffers from a little professional jealousy...

When cordon bleu dreams become burger-flippin' realities, you've got to stay professional. Which he ... mostly does.

He'd rather be narrating a nature special about rare equatorial polar bears or something, but he's making the best of it. When he's not sulking in his trailer....