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UFO sightings aren't just for Nevada. Those little green guys love NYC cheesecake. I ain't too surprised...

A cocktail and its effect or consequences. That my friends, is Cocktail Karma.

Alligators always know when it's time to leave. Usually after a quick bite...

If you like metal, you know there is no weight limit.

The word "old" has many different meanings. Woof!

Coffee makes us happy. Not having coffee makes us grumpy.

Every time I dream, I see PVC, copper & steel. My doctor says I'm just having pipe dreams. My pipe dreams also feature rainbows, glitter & unicorns!

In February 2023, an alligator was captured in Brooklyn's Prospect Park. Here's a tribute to the reptile!

Get ready for bug season with an elite group of renegade "swatters"!

Maybe you love heavy metal music or maybe your head is made of solid steel. Either way, bang your head!

Some cautious words to live by. Don't tip over the outhouse.

It's about time "stew enthusiasts" unite and declare their love of all things low and slow!

So is it "Hi, how are you?" or "How high are you?" Either way, let this design do the talking.

Life is easier when you take it "low & slow", right?

Llamas know how to party. That's all I'm going to say...

Tell me all the things that I wanna hear about brew. It's what I like about brew.

Don't buy into your own hype. You're better than that.

Skunks can really hold their liquor. Plus, they look good in a tuxedo...

Imagine if Mick & Keith had been nuclear physicists. Maybe they are...

Otters are really good at lawn care. When it comes to grass, there is no otter...

In the art world, there is no right or wrong, right?

All the grape jelly, raisins, and most importantly, wine, comes from the Planet Of The Grapes. Cheers!

If you're ever haunted by a ghost, I hope it's a cool one. A Ghost With The Most...

Dogs give the best advice. Except for the part about drinking from the toilet bowl...

Sooner or later, we all fall down. Keep your eyes peeled for the peel...

April 20th (4/20) is considered as an occasion for 'celebrating' marijuana...If I can be blunt about it.

Let's hear it for one of the greatest duos of all time, red wine & steak. The Hall & Oates of the culinary world...

You know the day destroys the night & night divides the day but really, in the end, it's all about otters.

Do you wanna take a ride? The Area 51 Travel Agency can help.

Overthinking leads to inaction. Make a decision already...

If you're lucky, life's fondest memories are decorated with music.

It's a situation in which a person or a group makes a fatal decision based on a hasty judgment or a gut reaction. But what a way to go, right?

Our "pollinating partners" are bumble bees. We need them to live, plus they look cool & as a bonus, they're fuzzy!

Some say they give pizza a bad name...

It's a fact...baby chicks rock!!

Your Golden might take the midnight train goin' anywhere but they Don't Stop Retrievin'. Woof!