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If you're lucky, life's fondest memories are decorated with music.

It's a situation in which a person or a group makes a fatal decision based on a hasty judgment or a gut reaction. But what a way to go, right?

Our "pollinating partners" are bumble bees. We need them to live, plus they look cool & as a bonus, they're fuzzy!

Some say they give pizza a bad name...

It's a fact...baby chicks rock!!

Your Golden might take the midnight train goin' anywhere but they Don't Stop Retrievin'. Woof!

Labs are friendly, outgoing, high-spirited and deserve a really cool design. Woof!

Rats are already super-strong. Throw in some radiation and we're all in BIG trouble...

Not everything is rocket science. Thankfully...

Money paid so that someone will keep information secret - That's Hush Money.

Honesty is the best policy. Except when it comes to yourself...

Classical music lovers have to stick together. Don't worry, I got your Bach...

You have special abilities. Use them everyday and enjoy the moment!

Johann Sebastian Bach deserves to be immortalized as a classic rock god, complete with lightning bolt & devil horns. Bach rocks!

You're drowning in a sea of grass under a hot summer sun. I bet you can't wait for winter...

What would I do without Florida stories in the news? Love it or not, there's heat, humidity and that "anything goes" attitude, right?

Your grass is baking in the hot summer sun. You have a "Lawn Of The Dead"...

What day of the week do chickens hate most? "Fry-Day!" Thanks, you're a good crowd. Now, who's hungry?

Sure, I've done some things in my life I'm not proud of but this isn't one of them. Garden hose water tastes great!!!

We need art badly and Earth without art truly is just 'eh'...

The brain seems to think it's the boss. Who decided that?

What a drag it is getting old. Here's a little ditty about adulthood...

Make sure you have the right tool for the right job.

We all speak the language of nacho cheese, right?

Don't become the main course at a shark buffet...

Loud noises coming from your car? Just turn up the radio...

Frogs need their space and also their parking space.

Sometimes, you just gotta roll the dice, right?

'Ever drop something on the floor with a dog around. There is no 5 second rule...

No pressure but if you don't act now, you'll regret it for the rest of your life. But, no pressure...

Make sure your retirement fund includes plenty of vinyl records. Good tunes are valuable.

There are really, really good dogs out there who just need a chance.

Bacon can and will solve ALL of your problems. Have no fear, Bacon is here!

I can spell and I think dogs have been hiding a secret for thousands of years...

I love pizza for breakfast, lunch & dinner. I love pizza in all shapes, forms & flavors. I'm a Certified Pizza Weirdough...

We love dogs. All shapes. All sizes. All colors. Dogs rule!