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The company tee for the venerated swordsmith- the best sword maker in Spain- and the father of Inigo Montoya. This design is also up in the family's ancestral language of Spanish. Great gift for Princess Bride fans- and who isn't?

So they tell me you want to find a vehicle that will haul all that gas out of the wasteland. What a puny plan. Great gift for Mad Max fans, Great gift for Road Warrior lovers.

Vyvyan Basterd's demolition company tee. Design copyright GeekGiftGallery. Since 1982. Rated Four Stars! A great gift for any BBC comedy fan. Those who have watched the adventures of Vyv Neil Mike and Rik, or anyone who's set off a potato masher grenade on a live game show will love this tee!

Crit Happens. Funny D20 Critical Hit design. Great gift for Dungeons and Dragons players, Pathfinder fans, Role Playing Gamers and Tabletop gaming fans.

The ayatollah of rock and rolla would prefer not to unleash his dogs of war. Give up that guzzoline, man. Lord Humungus shirt. Great gift for Mad Max fans!

I heart-shaped-d20 Wizards? I love Wizards? I roll Wizards? Both? It's open to semiotic interpretation. It says what you, the discerning RPG mage player, want it to say. :) (If there are any classes, races, alignments, custom you'd like to see added, contact me!)

Keep Calm and Carry On parody for lovers of Tron.

The sinister TRON computer CGI robot The Recognizer- mashed with a nod to the 90s.

Hamilton / Hamill / Luke Skywalker / oh Hi Mark / Star Wars Broadway mashup :)

People think you're a fragile pushover. Man, they do not see the real you coming at them with the force of a giant stab frisbee. If only they knew.

One of the greatest Dwight Schrute trollings of all time, commemorated on a Battlestar-forward illustrated trio. Colonial Viper front and center. Great gift for fans of the US version of The Office.

Dude, I took some bad Philoctan crystal, man. I am totallt tweaking right now man. Beedee beedee beedee.

Great illustration of the Rancor Beat, from the Bloody Rancor coaster in Star Wars Galaxy's Edge. Great monotone illustration of the epic monster from Return Of The Jedi.

V.I.N.CENT aka Vincent the Robot from The Black Hole. Great gift for fans of 70s Sci Fi. Great gift for retro sci f lovers. Geeky fun for the whole crew.

Brundle Telepods. The ill fated teleportation scheme of 1986's classic horror sci-fi movie The Fly, starring Jeff Goldblum and Geena Davis. An academy award winer for make-up effects, and a remake of the 1958 original. Great gift for 80s cinephiles and sci fi lovers.

Distressed vintage style tee for the Brimborn Steel Works in Stranger Things Season Three- Home of the Mind Flayer Thing. This variant features a unique element- the shadow of the Mind Flayer in near black. When worn on a black of dary grey shirt, it'll take a second for the viewer to realise there's a monster in plain sight. Great gift for Stranger Things fans.

Spinal Things / Stranger Tap mashup

An ALIEN franchise Xenomorph having itself an acid-blooded little meditation. Very zen cool design. Peace through superior meditative power!

There are other Starbuck spoofs out there but none that follow the contour of the gorgeous 80s Colonial Viper helmet.

Mork and Mindy / The Room mashup tee. Great gift for any Roomers cult movie fans, 70s TV / 80s TV fans, Robin Williams or Tommy Wiseau fans.

Youngest ever female congressperson. No matter what your bent, you have to admit that's pretty Metal. Good luck, Alexandria. Over 80% of the country supports cheaper health care and a return to the 50s-70s higher marginal tax rate over 10 mil. You're speaking up for MANY people. (yes, I will be donating to her causes with proceeds)

Tch tch tch. Ah ah ah. Hey, I don't remember leaving a machete in the dark corner of my summer camp cabin's doorway- D'OH!!

Flash Gordon and Dale Arden's third wheel Doctor Zarkov, and his observatory where Ming's approach to Earth was first spotted.

No, seriously, stop staring at my crits.

I heart-shaped-d20 Clerics? I love Clerics? I roll Clerics? Both? It's open to semiotic interpretation. It says what you, the discerning RPG player, want it to say. :)

The accursed denizen of your local coffee house. Always watching. Always hogging both outlets at the best table. Always reading some pretentious novel or writing its own. The Beholder Hipster. Aye, such a foul beast. Full Monster Manual stats.

I heart-shaped-d20 Elves? I love Elves? I roll Elves? Both? It's open to semiotic interpretation. It says what you, the discerning RPG player and Elf fan want it to say. :)

I heart-shaped-d20 Orcs? I love Orcs? I roll Orcs? I critical hit orcs? It's open to semiotic interpretation. It says what you, the discerning RPG player, want it to say. :) If there are classes / monsters / custom characters you'd like to see with this design,email me? I'll add whatever you Heart!

I heart-shaped-d20 Paladins? I love Paladins? I roll Paladins? Both? It's open to semiotic interpretation. It says what you, the discerning RPG player, want it to say. :)

I love Chaotic Evil? I roll Chaotic Evil? Both? It's open to semiotic interpretation. It says what you, the discerning, diabolical RPG player, want it to say. :) Contact me if there are monsters, alignments, classes you don't see. Whatever you heart, let's shirt it!

Activate 80s sword and sorcery Beast Mode with this killer Beastmaster throwing glave tee. Great gift for 80s babies, barbarians, and anyone from the he-man glory days of cheesy eighties cable TV movies. Lol. Yo Dawg, we heard you like axe blades, so we put axe blades ON your axe blades so you can throw axe blades with your axe blades.

I heart-shaped-d20 Rangers? I love Rangers? I roll Rangers? Both? It's open to semiotic interpretation. It says what you, the discerning RPG Ranger player, want it to say. :) Eat your swarthy heart out, Aragorn and Hank the Ranger from the 1984 D&D Cartoon.

Yes, this is an easy joke. Womp womp.

I heard he was dead. I Heart NY Parody Tee

Liberty Island Security Control: The front foyer for Manhattan Island Maximum Security Prison in Escape From New York.

The company tee for Inigo Montoya's father's swordsmithery in Spain. (Spanish versions also avail in this portfolio) "We do custom orders!" Great novelty tee sly-reference gift for Princess Bride fans. And face it- who isn't? Fantastic 80s film.