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Just one more way to celebrate May 5th, puns, pop culture, and responsible sipping, for those drinkers without a Cinco de Mayo celebration nearby, May the Fifth be...

A tribute to the fashion of a Minnesota legend.

If you're like me and a fan of the Minnesota sports teams, you know that sooner or later they're going to break your heart. Which one has broken yours?

If you come from Minnesota, you understand what we're talking about here: the game of Duck, Duck, Gray Duck. Educate the ignorant.

What we football fans here in the Northland would like for Christmas is a shot at the Superbowl. Maybe Santa could bring that for us? But if not, here's a good ol' Minnesota styled way to celebrate. Considering Santa was partially based on Norse deity Odin, it has a nice bit of verisimilitude, and will look sharp on Christmas morning, when you're enjoying some cocoa.

Let folks know up front what happens if they try to harsh your mellow and/or get in your way.

Were you that guy (or gal) who just couldn't be bothered? No one can hurt you now for admitting it. Share your secret evil with the world.

A portrait of a modern family with ghost woes.

The famous Minnesota State Word of 1000 uses.

In the most upper-Midwestern way possible, I ask all of you, geez, don't blow up the planet, okay? Okay. Pass it on.

Fans love to add connections to their favorite stories. This shirt isn't about THAT kind of head canon. It's more for the folks that demand their head canon be officially and universally recognized or else. Take a chill pill, kids. (;

Advice we should all always follow.