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This is inspired by the legend of the goat on a famed roller coaster. Keep your eyes on it!

Just one more way to celebrate May 5th, puns, pop culture, and responsible sipping, for those drinkers without a Cinco de Mayo celebration nearby, May the Fifth be...

If you're like me and a fan of the Minnesota sports teams, you know that sooner or later they're going to break your heart. Which one has broken yours?

If you come from Minnesota, you understand what we're talking about here: the game of Duck, Duck, Gray Duck. Educate the ignorant.

What we football fans here in the Northland would like for Christmas is a shot at the Superbowl. Maybe Santa could bring that for us? But if not, here's a good ol' Minnesota styled way to celebrate. Considering Santa was partially based on Norse deity Odin, it has a nice bit of verisimilitude, and will look sharp on Christmas morning, when you're enjoying some cocoa.

The reassurance we all need in these dark days.

This is how I feel about living in this, the year 2020.

I can't hide the truth anymore. I hate ketchup. If you also hold a prejudice against that ubiquitous sauce made of sugar and tomatoes, the time to speak out is now.

In the most upper-Midwestern way possible, I ask all of you, geez, don't blow up the planet, okay? Okay. Pass it on.

Do you read comic books? Do you love comic books? Then you know. They're fine. Don't believe anyone who tells you different. The stories? Fine. Art? Fine. The many genres and the love we have for them? All fine. Let people know where you stand: comics are fine!

Fans love to add connections to their favorite stories. This shirt isn't about THAT kind of head canon. It's more for the folks that demand their head canon be officially and universally recognized or else. Take a chill pill, kids. (;

Advice we should all always follow.

Some people have a tough time in social situations, be the introverts or otherwise. What better way to deal with that then by warning folks up front?