Cyborg One

Διογένης ὁ Κυνικός — Diogenes the Cynic

Abraham Van Helsing, MD, D.Ph., D.Litt., etc., proprietor and master carpenter. "Answer me, oh my friend! Am I to proceed in my work?"

Go back in time to the match of the century, as early grapplers Frank Gotch and George Hackenschmidt face off in Chicago for the first time ever!

Just one less color and now *no one can see you*!

Zhang Jiao (or Jue) was known as The Great Teacher, and General of Heaven. The leader of the Yellow Turban Rebellion, a peasant revolt against the corrupt Han dynasty of 2nd-century China, Jiao was a Taoist thought to be a sorcerer, and remains immortalized through his appearance in the historical epic novel Romance of the Three Kingdoms.

A study from Michelangelo's Sistine Chapel paintings.

Vual, alternately Vaal, Vuall, or Wall, speaks Egyptian, although the records do not specify whether this be Middle Egyptian, Demotic, or Coptic. Whatever its language, this gregarious Duke of Hell can secure friendship for its summoner, and even the love of women, in addition to divining past and present events.

Vepar governs the oceans and ships, taking particular interest in any such laden with the instruments of war. It can putrefy with worms and maggots, but can also cure these conditions if so desired.

Valac or Volac appears as a cherub riding a two-headed dragon, and can tell its summoner where to find either serpents or hidden treasures. You're not alone if you can see some potential problems there. Recently had a star turn in The Conjuring film franchise, being (as "Valak") the entity possessing The Nun, and, like many of these antique demons, shows up in either the Castlevania or Bloodstained games as a monster.

Listed in the Pseudomonarchie Daemonum, Legemeton, and Dictionnaire Infernal, this Prince of Hell is supposed to have knowledge of the past, present, and future, and remarkably, the power to reconcile enemies. Appearing variably as a horse or a man, he is also remarkable for his purported refusal to engage in deceit.

Biblical Canaanite god associated with fiery child sacrifice, famously depicted in statue form in Fritz Lang's Metropolis, and invoked by Allen Ginsberg in the poem Howl as a metaphor for industrial America. Moloch, here conflated with bull-headed Morax/Marax of the Pseudomonarchie Daemonum and Lesser Key of Solomon, has come to symbolize subservience to greed and wealth, and as such, its name has entered common speech somewhat. Notably, Moloch has become part of recent conspiracy theory, although the owl statue of Bohemian Grove fame probably has little to do with the more culturally rich figure of the bull-headed idol.

Native to the Dictionnaire Infernal, but not the Goetia/Legemeton, Lamia is possibly a demonic interpretation of the mythological Medusa, or Lilith, the "first" version of Eve arisen from the dual creation accounts in Genesis. Medieval Lilith was sometimes fused with or married to Asmodeus. Kabbalic Lilith bred with Samael (sometimes the angel of death, sometimes Belial or Satan) to create monsters, the lilim. Lamia is also a common Latin translation used for the Lilith-like word in Hebrew that could mean "night monster" or "screech owl". Generally, a lamia is a vampire or a succubus, and almost always a murderer of newborn children.

A President of Hell, per the Pseudomonarchie Daemonum of 1577, Buer is said to have knowledge of philosophy, logic, and herbology, although when he appears most frequently in pop culture — typically as an enemy monster in the Castlevania video game franchise — he seems to prefer rolling down stairs at people to dispensing wisdom.

Ruiner of marriages, demon of lust, rage, and gambling. The infamous nuns of Loudun claimed Asmodeus — alternatively Asmodai, Asmodee, or sometimes Asmoday — was their tormentor in 1634. In the arcane text The Testament of Solomon, King Solomon uses a magic ring to conscript this demonic fellow king to help him build the great Temple.

Turn-of-the-century American wrestler Martin "Farmer" Burns was famous for such prodigious muscular development of the neck that he often had himself hung by a noose for show. Defeated the original "Strangler" Evan Lewis for the Catch-as-Catch-Can Heavyweight Championship in 1889; also famous for training the formidable Frank Gotch.

Turn-of-the-century American wrestler Martin "Farmer" Burns was famous for such prodigious muscular development of the neck that he often had himself hung by a noose for show. Defeated the original "Strangler" Evan Lewis for the Catch-as-Catch-Can Heavyweight Championship in 1889; also famous for training the formidable Frank Gotch.

Turn-of-the-century American wrestler Martin "Farmer" Burns was famous for such prodigious muscular development of the neck that he often had himself hung by a noose for show. Defeated the original "Strangler" Evan Lewis for the Catch-as-Catch-Can Heavyweight Championship in 1889; also famous for training the formidable Frank Gotch.

Vual, alternately Vaal, Vuall, or Wall, speaks Egyptian, although the records do not specify whether this be Middle Egyptian, Demotic, or Coptic. Whatever its language, this gregarious Duke of Hell can secure friendship for its summoner, and even the love of women, in addition to divining past and present events.

Ruiner of marriages, demon of lust, rage, and gambling. The infamous nuns of Loudun claimed Asmodeus — alternatively Asmodai, Asmodee, or sometimes Asmoday — was their tormentor in 1634. In the arcane text The Testament of Solomon, King Solomon uses a magic ring to conscript this demonic fellow king to help him build the great Temple.

Biblical Canaanite god associated with fiery child sacrifice, famously depicted in statue form in Fritz Lang's Metropolis, and invoked by Allen Ginsberg in the poem Howl as a metaphor for industrial America. Moloch, here conflated with bull-headed Morax/Marax of the Pseudomonarchie Daemonum and Lesser Key of Solomon, has come to symbolize subservience to greed and wealth, and as such, its name has entered common speech somewhat. Notably, Moloch has become part of recent conspiracy theory, although the owl statue of Bohemian Grove fame probably has little to do with the more culturally rich figure of the bull-headed idol.

Dedicated to the memory of Wilhelm Reich (1897-1957), Austrian doctor and psychoanalyst, disciple of Sigmund Freud, and theorist of libido-centric "orgone energy".

Just in time for Valentine's Day — it's the one-stop shop for all your excretory and reproductive needs!

The Black Hand, also known as "Unification or Death" — a secret society of assassins within the Serbian military who sought to liberate the Kingdom of Serbia and other ethnically-Serbian territories from the Austro-Hungarian Empire. Through agents including Gavrilo Princep, Unification or Death murdered Austrian Archduke Franz Ferdinand and his wife, Sofie, beginning the falling domino chain that led to the start of World War I.

Iconic friends, psychoanalysts, and tiger magicians. There's definitely nothing else going on here, so don't even bother to read any metaphor into a totally opaque concept!

Iconic friends, psychoanalysts, and tiger magicians. There's definitely nothing else going on here, so don't even bother to read any metaphor into a totally opaque concept!

Griffin's hapless and sadly visible catspaw in H.G. Wells' classic story ended the novel as a successful entrepreneur, parlaying the fame of his experience (and perhaps some ill-gotten gains) into a new career. Once the original, rather humble exterior sign for his inn had worn out, he commissioned another, more lavish one.

Relive the heady days of 18th century France through the eyes of a happy cephalopod in this tribute to Jean-Honoré Fragonard's The Swing.

This is not an eggplant.

This is not an eggplant.

It's cool to share!

"The Coming Evil" — bodyguard of legendary Three Kingdoms period figure Cao Cao.

a.k.a. The Urban Centipede. Surprisingly beneficial? Yup. Compound eyes? You know it! Notorious dine-and-dash perpetrator.

Yes, this godawful thing actually existed. From the Middle Jurassic Period (approx. -160 million years ago). Probably an H.G. Wells martian? Avid bookkeeper, diarist.

Lives in constant fear of caffeine withdrawal headaches. Very sensitive about greying hair.

Unknowable ancient being from the ancient Cambrian Period. Owned zero collectables. Would have loved Flashdance.

Habitat: trees and bushes. Favorite film: tie between Annie and The Land Before Time.