Cyborg One

In tribute to Everil Worrell's short story "The Canal".

Just one less color and now *no one can see you*!

Turn-of-the-century American wrestler Martin "Farmer" Burns was famous for such prodigious muscular development of the neck that he often had himself hung by a noose for show. Defeated the original "Strangler" Evan Lewis for the Catch-as-Catch-Can Heavyweight Championship in 1889; also famous for training the formidable Frank Gotch.

Turn-of-the-century American wrestler Martin "Farmer" Burns was famous for such prodigious muscular development of the neck that he often had himself hung by a noose for show. Defeated the original "Strangler" Evan Lewis for the Catch-as-Catch-Can Heavyweight Championship in 1889; also famous for training the formidable Frank Gotch.

Turn-of-the-century American wrestler Martin "Farmer" Burns was famous for such prodigious muscular development of the neck that he often had himself hung by a noose for show. Defeated the original "Strangler" Evan Lewis for the Catch-as-Catch-Can Heavyweight Championship in 1889; also famous for training the formidable Frank Gotch.

Send your friends word from afar that you, too, have seen the black stars and twin suns of Carcosa, and perhaps the Yellow Sign itself! Odds are you won't be back.

Relive the heady days of 18th century France through the eyes of a happy cephalopod in this tribute to Jean-Honoré Fragonard's The Swing.

It's cool to share!

"The Coming Evil" — bodyguard of legendary Three Kingdoms period figure Cao Cao.

The Han is dead. Long live The Way of Peace!

Κέρβερος has a mosh pit.

Lives in constant fear of caffeine withdrawal headaches. Very sensitive about greying hair.

Habitat: trees and bushes. Favorite film: tie between Annie and The Land Before Time.

a.k.a. The Urban Centipede. Surprisingly beneficial? Yup. Compound eyes? You know it! Notorious dine-and-dash perpetrator.

Habitat: trees and bushes. Favorite film: tie between Annie and The Land Before Time.

a.k.a. The Urban Centipede. Surprisingly beneficial? Yup. Compound eyes? You know it! Notorious dine-and-dash perpetrator.

a.k.a. The Urban Centipede. Surprisingly beneficial? Yup. Compound eyes? You know it! Notorious dine-and-dash perpetrator.

Yes, this godawful thing actually existed. From the Middle Jurassic Period (approx. -160 million years ago). Probably an H.G. Wells martian? Avid bookkeeper, diarist.

Yes, this godawful thing actually existed. From the Middle Jurassic Period (approx. -160 million years ago). Probably an H.G. Wells martian? Avid bookkeeper, diarist.

Lives in constant fear of caffeine withdrawal headaches. Very sensitive about greying hair.

Lives in constant fear of caffeine withdrawal headaches. Very sensitive about greying hair.

Yes, this godawful thing actually existed. From the Middle Jurassic Period (approx. -160 million years ago). Probably an H.G. Wells martian? Avid bookkeeper, diarist.

Unknowable ancient being from the ancient Cambrian Period. Owned zero collectables. Would have loved Flashdance.

a.k.a. The Urban Centipede. Surprisingly beneficial? Yup. Compound eyes? You know it! Notorious dine-and-dash perpetrator.

Habitat: trees and bushes. Favorite film: tie between Annie and The Land Before Time.

Lives in constant fear of caffeine withdrawal headaches. Very sensitive about greying hair.

Habitat: trees and bushes. Favorite film: tie between Annie and The Land Before Time.

Unknowable ancient being from the ancient Cambrian Period. Owned zero collectables. Would have loved Flashdance.

Unknowable ancient being from the ancient Cambrian Period. Owned zero collectables. Would have loved Flashdance.

Unknowable ancient being from the ancient Cambrian Period. Owned zero collectables. Would have loved Flashdance.

Yes, this godawful thing actually existed. From the Middle Jurassic Period (approx. -160 million years ago). Probably an H.G. Wells martian? Avid bookkeeper, diarist.

Perpetual tourist. Has a food criticism blog. Mildly patronizing.

Perpetual tourist. Has a food criticism blog. Mildly patronizing.

Perpetual tourist. Has a food criticism blog. Mildly patronizing.

Perpetual tourist. Has a food criticism blog. Mildly patronizing.

Enjoys: shopping for leftover Halloween goods on October 1st, firm handshakes.