Corry Bros Mouthpieces -Jazz Stuff ...

Commandment number one of the 10 Jazz Commandments.

The new Universal warning sign for musicians.

Feel your Jazz Engine turning in perfect synchronicity, purring with the perfection of technique, ideas and soul. Are you a Jazz Machine?

Vectored from the original long-gone spray can graffiti by beat poet Ted Joans in 1955. Join Ted's vision of spreading the word that, even after his death, Bird Lives.

Vectored from the original long gone spray can graffiti by beat poet Ted Joans in 1955. Join Ted's vision of spreading the message that even after his death, Bird Lives.

The hideous truth behind our artistic skillset.

When musicians get together they make Jam.

Jazz Celebrity- the curse of the talented. An artist so revered and respected in the huge world of Jazz can also simply walk down the street completely anonymously.

You know them.They are EVERYWHERE. Send them to the idiot who gave you a mediocre/bad review.

If you are one, be one.

The repetitive lifecycle of a working pro. Corry Bros were wondering if another "EAT" should have been added after "GIG"

For those who have spent way too long listening and studying John Coltrane

It's a place not to be feared, but embraced: a quick harmonic journey somewhere else before going home.

Stand up and proclaim what you are...be proud.

Does one understand that one is a jazzer?

For most of us, its SOPRANO,ALTO,TENOR,BASS, but for sax players its SOPRANO,ALTO,TENOR,BARITONE. Yes, they always have to do everything their own way...

If you are a Saxophonist primarily , you will know and fear the dark power of The Evil Wooden Stick. It never takes prisoners, only creating victims, leaving many a broken embouchure behind.

The sickening , undignified and unfortunate truth that all musicians must eventually face. When you're young you don't care, but when you're older, you will.

If you have never experienced played the true soul-cleansing effects of the Blues correctly, give up now. All the legends of Jazz were master Blues players too: the lifeblood of Jazz.

Were you sent from above to teach the mortals on earth the true nature of Jazz?

A modern description of one who plays Jazz.

Ever feel like you never get the gig, but only ever get called when someone can't make it? You are a DEP.

Be proud of your vast knowledge of the subject. in fact, BOAST.

We know how much you add to the overall sound of the band. How tight you need to be to sound right. But to everyone else, you're just "The Horns", replaceable, an annoying expense, two-a-penny, right?

We all know one. Every now and then you gotta visit the Doc.

Advance on next gig? Open an account with the Royal Bank of Jazz.

Ok, it's not your gig, but play like it is, and you may get asked back. But you may not. The dangers of being a DEP are incredible: play too well, steal the gig, lose a friend. Play not as good as your friend, don't get asked back as you don't cut it. So wear this warning message with pride, it could be your only defence.

The Jazz Clock only shows the time between 9pm and 4 am , as thats when Jazz musicians exist.

There's only you left on this planet, the one, the only one, who knows the music of "***INSERT YOUR IDOL HERE***" better than anyone. You alone must hold the torch aloft..

The daily, toxic relationship all single reed players put up with.

aaaaahhhh, the Happy jazzy life we all lead.

is your head full of Jazz? All the time? Are you fascinated by Harmony, Chords and key-based relationships ? You are a Jazz Head .

The roadsign that should be included in the Jazz Driving Test. Drop a gear, put your foot down and embrace this stretch of life , where there are no restrictions...

Intellectual. Technique-busting. Dangerous. Stand with your tribe and demand others rise to your musical heights, or perish on the bandstand before you.

The traditional way for musicians to duel, or sort out a problem between them. No-one likes partaking in Cuttin' Heads,(most prefer to watch) so best to just walk away.

When you can't go one day without it, and don't care either.