Slackwyrm Kids T-Shirts

Ferragus takes his procrastination very seriously.

Look how upright and attentive he is - a rare thing indeed!

All wargs love wodka to keep warm in winter.

It's Ferragus Slackwyrm.... in a circle. I wonder what he's thinking?

Zizok the wizard gets around on his flying goldfish. Viktor the Great Winter Warg can't resist a go on it himself.

Is there someone you know who is doing this? Allow Slack Wyrm to break the news for you.

Ferragus and Zizok have been friends for a long time, right back to when the wizard was a youngster!

Wow! Otho has one too? I wonder if it's just as useless as mine was? ;)

It's Lizardman... in a circle! I wonder what he's thinking? Probably something reptilian.

Arbalast Grandwyrm knows his weakness, and he is big enough to admit it.

Otho looks gorgeous, and you will too with this lovely crow-themed design!

Lord Edgegod's struggle is YOUR struggle too. Can you get through life without it completely destroying you? Do you have the health, stamina and mana to face it down?

Janet the Chicken in full battle-dress!

Ferragus may be too lazy to build a hoard, but that doesn't mean he's got anything against a big pile of shiny treasure. I love gold!

Barrabhu is a mind flayer. He knows a quality brain when he senses it. Tell your friends that sadly right now he's not sensing anything at all.

Which do you prefer?

The Easter Wyrm is born!

It's Hildegard Gretchwyrm... in a circle! I wonder what she's thinking? Probably how awesome she is.

Ferragus keeps all his treasures close. And that includes Duchess Doris.

Ferragus takes flight! It looks like something is on his mind too. Of course just what that is is entirely up to you!

Ferragus is a fan of good Vodka.

Always keep your human stowed securely when flying.

The world is full of rude people. You know it. Slack Wyrm knows it. If you're constantly under assault by the rudeness of others, then this design is for YOU!

When you're a dragon you write your own rules.

Have you tried it?

Only dragons know this one weird trick that never fails!

Janet only wants the best for her humans.

You don't need a lot to have it all.

Satan lives life on the edge.

Lord EdgeGod has seen you. He deems you edgy. But of course, not as edgy as him.

Lizardman knows why relax with a drink when you can relax with two.

Q. Hey, what's that on your shirt? A. Isn't it obvious? It's a bugbear playing Dig Dug!

Seething is both soothing and invigorating.

Ferragus living the Smug Life.

Here he is, the mightiest of all - Big Brucey the Emu King!

Are you a passionate nihilist? Then celebrate that oxymoron with this!