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Ferragus takes his procrastination very seriously.

Come on, you know this is you.

All wargs love wodka to keep warm in winter.

Look how upright and attentive he is - a rare thing indeed!

It's Ferragus Slackwyrm.... in a circle. I wonder what he's thinking?

Zizok the wizard gets around on his flying goldfish. Viktor the Great Winter Warg can't resist a go on it himself.

Is there someone you know who is doing this? Allow Slack Wyrm to break the news for you.

A roster of the current Slackwyrm Keep staff.

Ferragus and Zizok have been friends for a long time, right back to when the wizard was a youngster!

Janet the Chicken in full battle-dress!

Ferragus may be too lazy to build a hoard, but that doesn't mean he's got anything against a big pile of shiny treasure. I love gold!

Which do you prefer?

The Easter Wyrm is born!

It's Hildegard Gretchwyrm... in a circle! I wonder what she's thinking? Probably how awesome she is.

Ferragus takes flight! It looks like something is on his mind too. Of course just what that is is entirely up to you!

Ferragus keeps all his treasures close. And that includes Duchess Doris.

It's Lizardman... in a circle! I wonder what he's thinking? Probably something reptilian.

Arbalast Grandwyrm knows his weakness, and he is big enough to admit it.

Don't be fooled - The Great Gretch is very positive and enthusiastic about the mayhem she spreads.

Greatswords are great - Don't upgrade your PC, upgrade your melee weapon!

Otho looks gorgeous, and you will too with this lovely crow-themed design!

Wow! Otho has one too? I wonder if it's just as useless as mine was? ;)

Lord Edgegod's struggle is YOUR struggle too. Can you get through life without it completely destroying you? Do you have the health, stamina and mana to face it down?

Ferragus is a fan of good Vodka.

Barrabhu is a mind flayer. He knows a quality brain when he senses it. Tell your friends that sadly right now he's not sensing anything at all.

Climate change is real and happening now! Here's the proof!

Always keep your human stowed securely when flying.

Have you tried it?

The world is full of rude people. You know it. Slack Wyrm knows it. If you're constantly under assault by the rudeness of others, then this design is for YOU!

When you're a dragon you write your own rules.

There's literally nothing you can't do in Dungeons & Dragons if your DM is flexible enough. Just don't push it. Especially when your DM is a dragon.

Only dragons know this one weird trick that never fails!

Remember that time the villagers of Spuddy built a giant pillow for the Great Slack Wyrm? And he sat on it for weeks like a big lazy cat?

Hildegard (aka The Great Gretch!) has a very low tolerance for human bickering. Especially the oldest argument there is - men vs. women. Frankly she is against them both! Thus now's your chance to own the comic that was so offensive it was removed from the Slack Wyrm Instagram!

Janet only wants the best for her humans.

You don't need a lot to have it all.