InkyMcStapleface’s Merch Shop

Mushrooms, leafs and titis oh my!

When you look sweet, but you’re a lil rough.

What it feels like to chew 5 gum..mies at the same time.

Let your rainbow rage roar with this technicolor tiger shirt.

Rep your cred even when you leave your cup in the van.

Give a dose of ghoulish charm wherever you go in the wasteland. You can have a bit of attitude when your charisma is stacked.

Straight outta hell

Pestilence/Plague, coming to join the fun festivities with friends!

Last but nor least...

Hungry for more? Because Famine brought their three best friends to share the fun.

The perfect shirt for waking up at the crack of noon.

Pink bunny suit clad Ralphie playing with his Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle BB gun with a compass in the stock, and this thing which tells time... The greatest gift A Christmas Story fan can ask for!

Too cute to be evil.

Art by Inky McStapleface

Even the best have the worst days

Ever seen a fat drag queen eat fresh dog poo off the pavement of Baltimore? Well, Today's your lucky day!

The fairy godfather of Baltimore, director of some of the raunchiest stuff to be put to film and we love him for it.

@InkyMcStapleface

C.R.E.A.M.

Found around art college's in cities with major ports. Can be seen mostly at night in the corner of some diner you've never heard of smoking non-menthol cigarettes and drinking black, day-old coffee. It spends it's life in a never ending cycle of pretending to love all the things others hate, and pretending to hate all the things others love.

"...don't like to go to the movies where the Dude has to wear contact lenses to make his blue eyes brown Cause don't it make my brown eyes blue..." Still Smokin'? Available in Tees, Tanks, Hoodies and Questionable Parenting Kids Sizes!

Based on a print of mine done a few years ago, she's back and redesigned a bit to better suit tee printing. Parts of her corset have been left transparent so her clothes will match the color of garment you choose.

Remember to always get an adult to check your candy on Halloween

Show off your love for the godfather of Goth with this awesome Tee, also available on tanks, hoodies and kid sizes too!

Love Maryland and our signature beer? Grab up on a Natty BOW shirt, Hon.

Crisp leaves, Red sunsets, Bonfires, Spices. Is there anything not to love about Autumn?

The frozen air, the quiet sounds of muffled footsteps in the snow. It's like you're the last person on earth. And you like it that way. Jan is the iciest and most cold of the sisters, the most stubborn as well.

Adorable. Whimsical. Majestic. Bunnicorn.

Because Purple Shark in Space... Do you need more reason?