InkyMcStapleface’s Merch Shop

When you look sweet, but you’re a lil rough.

What it feels like to chew 5 gum..mies at the same time.

Rep your cred even when you leave your cup in the van.

Straight outta hell

Pestilence/Plague, coming to join the fun festivities with friends!

Last but nor least...

Hungry for more? Because Famine brought their three best friends to share the fun.

Too cute to be evil.

Art by Inky McStapleface

Ever seen a fat drag queen eat fresh dog poo off the pavement of Baltimore? Well, Today's your lucky day!

@InkyMcStapleface

C.R.E.A.M.

Found around art college's in cities with major ports. Can be seen mostly at night in the corner of some diner you've never heard of smoking non-menthol cigarettes and drinking black, day-old coffee. It spends it's life in a never ending cycle of pretending to love all the things others hate, and pretending to hate all the things others love.

Remember to always get an adult to check your candy on Halloween

Show off your love for the godfather of Goth with this awesome Tee, also available on tanks, hoodies and kid sizes too!

Did you miss out on the last time I attempted to make my own logo shirts? That was a damn mess. Good news is, now you can have one of your own, with absolutely no way for me to screw things up! Just place your order and Teepublic sends it right on out! How awesome is that? Available in Tee, Tanktop, Crewnecks, Hoodies AND Kids sizes too!!

Love Maryland and our signature beer? Grab up on a Natty BOW shirt, Hon.

The frozen air, the quiet sounds of muffled footsteps in the snow. It's like you're the last person on earth. And you like it that way. Jan is the iciest and most cold of the sisters, the most stubborn as well.

Adorable. Whimsical. Majestic. Bunnicorn.