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The cover of Shadow Person's new album, "person of interest"

Record collectors everywhere know this. So should everyone who sees you rocking this statement.

Record collectors everywhere know this. So should everyone who sees you rocking this statement.

A great way to test out the TSA's sense of humor! How else do you expect to make that trip to Laguardia entertaining?

All you record collectors know what this is - especially if you've spent any time on /r/vinyl

Ska City, Asheville's 9-piece British-American ska orchestra!

Send people into a tizzy. A state of confusion. A conundrum. An infinite loop.

The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing. A humbling quote if there ever was one.

Keep your laws off my body -- don't tread on this uterus. A play on the

As will absolutely everything else.

I know what you are...you're one of those Fancy Lads.

It is all about the Golden Rule.

Gently remind people of the miraculous thing that is called Gratitude. In a world where a small token of appreciation can go a long way, it's an important message to spread.

DevOps much? Then you know what the fuck this is all about.

Yeah, yeah, sure it does, dude. That's a good one!

It's really hard to believe all of this has become normal, isn't it? THIS IS NOT NORMAL.

That's the goal, right? Winning a game of Farmer In The Dell so you can be alone?

The original act of defiance.

Developers know the feeling.

If you support users, you know they really shouldn't be clicking on anything. Phishing, spam, malware, ransomware, you name it.

If you know what is good for you, you know they ultimately control your life. Bring coffee instead.

How could you possibly express your love of technology better than a clip-art computer image with Comic Sans?

We've all been there: how the f*ck do I quit emacs???

Let management know what the IT staff thinks of their buzzwords and the resulting challenges of their overuse.

Not nearly as dirty as it sounds. Or is it?

Hey hackers, we all know that encrypting the World would make everyone safer. Take this opportunity to inform them.

Let the person next to you know you can take over their laptop, but also let them know you wouldn't do it unless they asked you to.

And it never, ever should be.