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This store played a major role in my life. It was one of the first stores - if not THE first store - that I remember. My father was a pharmacist there and I worked there... twice.

It's a clown on the toilet giving the finger to the person behind him.

Are you tired of tofu? Do you want something vegetable-based with that real-bird taste? Then you need get down with baddest taste in town! Jive Turkey is a fine cuisine made from beans, and greens' with peas, corn, and Maybe Gravy to cover the scene!

Straight from the wreckage of the Pearl Necklace - Sue Shimi aka Shi Devil celebrates her escape from the jaws of death!

Ever find yourself looking for a perfect gift for the person who gives everything and expects nothing in return? The Foundation for a Better Port Sanford has the solution for your dilemma: The all new ‘Preciate You’ shirt! Drawn in an exploited child-like fashion by grown adults, the ‘Preciate You’ shirt will tug at the heartstrings of anyone who dares to care in today’s society. Choose a Perfect Patriotic or Ravishing Rainbow design! Show the littlest effort with the least amount of energy to reciprocate the sacrifice that was made to help you in your time of need!

Ever find yourself looking for a perfect gift for the person who gives everything and expects nothing in return? The Foundation for a Better Port Sanford has the solution for your dilemma: The all new ‘Preciate You’ shirt! Drawn in an exploited child-like fashion by grown adults, the ‘Preciate You’ shirt will tug at the heartstrings of anyone who dares to care in today’s society. Choose a Perfect Patriotic or Ravishing Rainbow design! Show the littlest effort with the least amount of energy to reciprocate the sacrifice that was made to help you in your time of need!

The Pyroclastic Blast is the Multi Fireball technique used by Kacii Omega; SWA world champion and mixed martial arts instructor at the Pembo Dojo. The technique was learned after meditating for ten days, in a cave, behind a lavafall.

Let your friends know how totally awesome you are with your Official Suspended Animation gear!!!

Want everyone to know you've been Port Sanford so they can ask you EVERYTHING about your trip? Let someone know that you've been somewhere cool. Somewhere nice. Let them know that you're a somebody that's been somewhere - like Port Sanford, Sandonesia.

The long lost "First place winner" of Shirley's World Karaoke Competition in Port Sanford. He actually came in second, but due to the disappearance and disqualification of the first place winner, he was granted the $10,000 prize money and a recording contract. He is now known to most as rapper, Reesy Peesy!

For the most part master Pembo is a good-natured gentlemen with a calm demeanor, but sometimes even HE loses control. Don't miss out on this rarely seen moment.

Everyone loves Hogo Kubyashi. Here's one reason why.

Fancy Nancy shirts are available... if anyone cares.

Nancy has a message for everyone. Whether it's someone touching you inappropriately or people keep asking you for too many favors, no still means "NO!"

Don't like to gloat, but LOVE to wear your heart on your sleeve? Well, we can help you do both with this simple message.

From the Pages of the Paper Tiger Comic comes the yet-to-be-discovered "Tiger Claw Uppercut" technique. Get it now before everyone else catches on.

Lookout, Internet! There’s a TIGER on your… shirt!? Straight from the pages of the new cult comic sensation, Paper Tiger, comes a design that portrays Port Sanford’s native hero practicing his patented Liverpunch! Be the first of your friends to own this woven eye-worm. Impress the guys! Impress the ladies! Gain back the respect of your community! After all: Who can deny a person who’s great enough to wear a hero on their chest?

Vote or Die

Since Port Sanford is known as the "Costumed Jungle" the gang has decided to dress up as their favorite Star Wars characters.

Nothing is more fun then having the leader of the Yo-Ho-Hoes and Captain of The Pearl Neclace on your chest.

Paper Tiger Issue #5: Smoke on the Water. Here is the iconic scene when Captain Hooker escapes her own burning ship - the Pearl Necklace - leaving Captain A'hole to meet his own demise.

Port Sanford native and former child star, Arnold Webster has teamed up with Suspended Animation to distribute this fine design! It captures that his iconic wink at the fourth wall, topped with his famous catchphrase!

Owner of the first Japanese Soul Food restaurant and Private Investigator, Akira Jones is one of Port Sanford's greatest heroes. If you see him talking to himself it's probably because he's receiving a psychic message from his mentor, Colonel Julip.

The face that launched 1000 jokes! Fukko is the character who started Ghetto Comics, which lead to Suspended Animation, and several other incidents. Here he is in true fashion; while his "tour manager" escorts him back to his office!

Are you in a the midst of an airborne pandemic, trying to get in and out of the store, or just a plain recluse, but can't seem to do anything without someone in your face with a trivial opinion or comment. Suspended Animation can help alleviate your anxiety with these print designs. Hopefully folks will see your illuminating merchandise and take heed.

Master Pembo is now marketing some of his words of wisdom. Please help his small Port Sanford Dojo earn some money by buying one of these enlightening designs!

Drink like a fish

Gus Gus was brought to human consciousness when he swam into a pool of Djinn Water, located in the Tengu forest. Since then he has given new meaning to the term "Drink like a fish".

Kimberton Sqaure - the Projects of Port Sanford! The forgotten part of Paradise. One man rises above the neglect to make a difference. His name is Cap'n Midnite. With the ability to manipulate dark matter, he fights to keep his city safe from the crooks, politicians, and super villains; like the White Devil! Now YOU can represent the tropical island 'Ghettoway' with these fine products!

Kimberton Sqaure - the Projects of Port Sanford! The forgotten part of Paradise. One man rises above the neglect to make a difference. His name is Cap'n Midnite. With the ability to manipulate dark matter, he fights to keep his city safe from the crooks, politicians, and super villains; like the White Devil! Now YOU can represent the tropical island 'Ghettoway' with these fine products!

Kimberton Sqaure - the Projects of Port Sanford! The forgotten part of Paradise. One man rises above the neglect to make a difference. His name is Cap'n Midnite. With the ability to manipulate dark matter, he fights to keep his city safe from the crooks, politicians, and super villains; like the White Devil! Now YOU can represent the tropical island 'Ghettoway' with these fine products!

Frugal's Department Store has been in business since 1939. "Now you're shopping with cents" has been their slogan since 1955 due the fact that all of their clothing - at the time - used to cost under $3.00. That, of course, is not the case now. Due to their lack of originality (as well as their recent label of having the highest prices in retail) Frugal's is facing foreclosure.

Looking for something practical, but temporary? Around A Dollar Discount Emporium is all that AND, literally a bag of chips! We guarantee that everything in our expansive warehouse is around a dollar less than suggested retail price! Who needs to shop with cents when you can save dollars!?

At the Medical Bank of Port Sanford, we can help you - help yourself - by saving your blood, DNA. and organic material. When an emergency occurs, you won’t have to wait for a donor. The Medical Bank will be there with cloned versions of your organic material; ready to serve YOU! Let the world know that YOU are the most important person in your world.

Titan Brewing has been a staple of Port Sanford since 1983. They have had a long running rivalry with their competitor, Olympian! The high alcohol content and wonderfully exotic flavors have kept Titan on the top of the mountain, though! Titan - Don't just get drunk! Get Drunk with POWER!

Snake Awl is the energy drink for those who really need that "get up and go" without feeling "plumb tuckered" a few hours later. Snake Awl is made of all natural ingredients so you don't leave chem trails behind! Remember: You ain't sayin' nuthin slick... to a can of Awl!