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Titan Brewing has been a staple of Port Sanford since 1983. They have had a long running rivalry with their competitor, Olympian! The high alcohol content and wonderfully exotic flavors have kept Titan on the top of the mountain, though! Titan - Don't just get drunk! Get Drunk with POWER!

Pinshot is the world of Suspended Animation's newest social media site. Members model and post pictures of products provided by a sponsor. Payment compensation is rewarded to members for reaching out to their followers.

Dick's is the number one sandwich shop in the South Pacific. Established by Philadelphia native, Dick Schlobaggar in 1993, this chain has added 5 pounds to the waistline of almost every Sandonesian. It can't be helped though. Nothing says "satisfaction" like a mouthful of Dick's!

If Dick's is known for anything besides their delicious sandwiches it has to be their clever slogans. This design comes with the Dick's Menu on the back.

Dick's is the number one sandwich shop in the South Pacific. Established by Philadelphia native, Dick Schlobaggar in 1993, this chain has added 5 pounds to the waistline of almost every Sandonesian. It can't be helped though. Grab a handful of Dick's!

We here at Suspended Animation have been given permission by Hindindoo games to distribute this box design on all of our apparel and merchandise!

The island of Hindindoo is home to the official gaming system of the Sandonesian Islands! Now you can collect gear to let the world know how much of a gamer you REALLY are!

The shirt reads: Suspended Animation is proud to partner with the next generation of an Old School Style gaming system. You've played Hindindoo, but now with patented B-MAD (Button Mash All Day) technology, the Hindindoo brings you into the world of gaming. With a slew of releases ready to hit the shelves you can jump, crawl, solve, sweat, sleep and breathe your way through virtual worlds, exclusively on the Hindindoo Yuu. NO other consoles have the capabilities that the Hindindoo Yuu has, because with the Hindindoo , we bring YUU into OUR world....

Be the first to own an original Hindindoo Controller t-shirt; directly from Hindindoo City, Sandonesia.

The Pyroclasm is an ancient Sandonesian energy technique which has been mastered by Kacii Omega. He harnesses volcanic chi to create a flowing projectile made up of a mixture of hot gas, hot ash, and lava.

“The true meaning of the samurai is one who serves and adheres to the power of love.” — Morihei Ueshiba... Suspended Animation presents this Nate Lewars original design. Here Fuwa Fuwa shows his support for racial equality in his fight against systematic repression.

“The true meaning of the samurai is one who serves and adheres to the power of love.” — Morihei Ueshiba... Suspended Animation presents this Nate Lewars original design. Here Fuwa Fuwa shows his support for racial equality in his fight against systematic repression.

What's that coming down from Mt Sakura!? It's the latest design from Suspended Animation artist, Nate Lewars! This chibi design is an excellent addition to your collection especially if you are a cat fan. Look for more on his work in the upcoming "Tales of the Kage Mountains".

Shirley's! The place where Paper Tiger first discovered his powers. Every week tourists flock to Port Sanford in order to compete with some the world's best karaoke competitor's. Do you have what it takes to be crowned "Champion!?

Do you expect a bit MORE from your women? Look no further. Welcome to the Boom Boom Room where our motto is "Go big or go home!" Show your appreciation for the BBW community with this commemorative design.

Frezone is Port Sanford's hottest new single's club. If you're looking for love, you'll probably be disappointed. If you're looking for a nice chat, some safe distance dancing, and perhaps even a few seconds of hand-holding, this is your spot. No complications with relationships and sex here. The scene here is strictly aromantic. Who knows? True "like" may be in your future. Located in the Sanford Arms area.

Don't feel like cooking, but can't stand the idea of interacting with another human being? Download our app and we'll take care of your unreasonable anxiety for you! By the time you hear your doorbell ring, we're at our next stop! Now, that's FAST food!

If you're looking for a great steak dinner, High Steaks has some of the finest prime beef in the world. After a full meal, enjoy some of Port Sanford's most challenging tables for desert. Try your hand at Poker, Roulette, and Blackjack. If you're really feeling lucky you can enter the nightly Baccarat tournament. This isn't your neighborhood nightly game though. All tables have a $20 minimum ante with the exclusion of Baccarat - which starts with a $100 entry fee. Good luck and good eating!

Welcome to Wannabee's - the only place you'll find Euroasiameximerican Cuisine! Despite what the liberal media says, we welcome ALL walks of life to each of our locations. As long as you act and dress accordingly, you'll be treated fairly.

Just landing at the airport? Do you find it difficult to carry two bottles while making a deposit? Do you like to pay bills drunk? If you fit the bill then look no further. The Liquor Bank has everything for the hustler on the go. Conveniently located near the airport.

Designed by the author of 'Moody Anne Teaches Table Manners'. Here is a mood that we rarely see in; quiet.

Here is a cover design for the up-and-coming children's book!

Here is the iconic picture from the cover of the 'Moody Anne Teaches Table Manners'.

Here's a phrase that is recognized and chanted by millions. Guaranteed to turn heads at protests and parties!

A throwback for those who grew up in the Philadelphia and Burlington viewing area during the 70s and 80s.

A memory for all who grew up in the Philadelphia and Burlington broadcast area

A memory for all who grew up in the Philadelphia and Burlington broadcast area.

In the 1980's, Paper Tiger's famous crooner father, Vick Torola, created a hit song based on his struggle with crack addiction! The song became so popular that Hindindoo made the song into a video game. The game became Hindindoo Games' first big hit. Vick went on to do different versions with other bands as well!

If you've ever lived or visited Newark, DE, chances are you have a story about someone driving their rental truck right into the train bridge underpass on Casho Mill Rd. Perhaps you've witnessed an accident between two drivers who believed they had of right-of-way as they entered "The Tunnel of Greed!" Let the world know that you were savvy enough to survive the terror of the one-lane tunnel.

This pretty much sums everything up.

It seems these days that people are affirming their confidence through self-help means. Mostly, people are being told not to take "no" for an answer if they want to be "successful". This - at times- can be annoying. People need to accept "no' as a final answer and learn that they are not entitled to everything they desire. Here are a few products to help educate the masses!

Everyone seems to be proud of being an asshole so I'm joining in and trying to exploit it - like a true asshole.

Well?

Just keeping up with modern culture.

I give up

These days it seems everyone is taking the low road to get to wherever it is they're going. This design reminds everyone start out addressing people and problems with respect before making a mountain out of a mole hill.