Sew Geek Girl

The classic Condemned logo. Condemned was created after the fall of Roe, so I figured if we are all condemned we might as well have some fun in Hell right?

Here she is in all her glory with no bleeps given whatsoever. Mermaids are meant to sunbathe all day and enjoy the freedoms of the open sea. Contracts and obligations are ding dong garbage! So lets not fall into the same traps that Mindel fell into. Go be your sassy mermaid selves today what are you waiting for?

I realized what I wanted to do with her wasn't quite working so I switched the demon train hooha portal to oblivion into a dripping necrotic hole of damnation, much better right? Oh, I can't forget about the writhing chair of demon babies behind her can we?

I realized what I wanted to do with her wasn't quite working so I switched the demon train hooha portal to oblivion into a dripping necrotic hole of damnation, much better right? Oh, I can't forget about the writhing chair of demon babies behind her can we?

It's time to get on with your bad witch self! Is your world on fire and all humans suck? Not a problem! Your just one huge flying cat named Clementine away from saying F@ck It! to all your lifes problems anyways, because life is too short to suck so let's start a coven!🖤

WARNING: 100% DARK SARCASM, KALE IS NEVER TO BE INGESTED, IT IS A HORRIBLE WAY TO GO OUT. . Is the Yule Tide hogwash you hide in your locker just not working to numb out the millionth Christmas song you heard today? Do you really need something with a little more kick to take the edge off so you don't stab someone with a candycane? Well great news folks! Introducing Jingle & Jangle's Pixie Holiday Mystery Mixer it has all your favorites like Umdark, Hemlock, Kale and now with 90% more cyanide! It will have your "guests" NOT begging for more so you can get a little alone time....uh oh.😝🦄🌈🐙❤💚💜💙

WARNING: 100% DARK SARCASM, KALE IS NEVER TO BE INGESTED, IT IS A HORRIBLE WAY TO GO OUT. . Is the Yule Tide hogwash you hide in your locker just not working to numb out the millionth Christmas song you heard today? Do you really need something with a little more kick to take the edge off so you don't stab someone with a candycane? Well great news folks! Introducing Jingle & Jangle's Pixie Holiday Mystery Mixer it has all your favorites like Umdark, Hemlock, Kale and now with 90% more cyanide! It will have your "guests" NOT begging for more so you can get a little alone time....uh oh.😝🦄🌈🐙❤💚💜💙

Are you bored of those everyday garden variety krampuses that just eat your kids once a year? Well not to fret dear folks these ambitious little Krampuses will steal all your stuff too! Have a Very Merry Krampus indeed!

Awe, I'm sorry your day was a total mountain of suck so here's a bee with your favorite adult beverage and a basket of muffins to cheer you up.

Here she is in all her glory with no bleeps given whatsoever. Mermaids are meant to sunbathe all day and enjoy the freedoms of the open sea. Contracts and obligations are ding dong garbage! So lets not fall into the same traps that Mindel fell into. Go be your sassy mermaid selves today what are you waiting for?

Here she is in all her glory with no bleeps given whatsoever. Mermaids are meant to sunbathe all day and enjoy the freedoms of the open sea. Contracts and obligations are ding dong garbage! So lets not fall into the same traps that Mindel fell into. Go be your sassy mermaid selves today what are you waiting for?

So you might be feeling down in the dumpsters of sanity as of late, but not to fret these two dancing avocados are sure to brighten up your day! I revamped this design from a pic I drew way back in 2014. So be like these happy go lucky chaps and shake what your mother nature gave you!

The two best things to combine if you ask me