ProbablyClever

If We Can Light Him On Fire, I'm In! Can My Vacation Be Torturing Hostages? Look! I'm Incredible At Keeping Secrets! My Mom Thought I Liked Girls For Years! Man For Sale! Man For Sale! Someone Buy My Booty! It's Juice From The Nose Jar. Because Women Have Crystals In Their Body, And The Crystals Attract Demons, And The Demons Attract Misfortune. That's science. Skin Him First. And Use The Snail Fork. It's Time, Edward. Send Him To Doggy Heaven.

Just like remember, is good child times fun!

Sometimes, you need a Captain to Make It So!

Preeeeeety nice!

This design is dedicated to every kid who knew the carpet was really lava. PS – actually, what I really love is MASK!

If you were born in 1979 when Joy Division’s Unknown Pleasures was released, chances are you played with some of these unforgettable toys.

If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire… The AT-EAM.

Inspired by the classic Frankie Goes To Hollywood t-shirts of the '80s!

Do NOT put margarine on Jorts!

This is the greatest episode of Liz McG ever, and we all know it. Gordo tells Lizzie and Miranda he’s ditching them after school to play Dwarflord. When they’re surprised, he says they just don’t understand because girls don’t appreciate gaming. Ugh, fake Dwarflord girls, am I right?

This is the greatest episode of Liz McG ever, and we all know it. Gordo tells Lizzie and Miranda he’s ditching them after school to play Dwarflord. When they’re surprised, he says they just don’t understand because girls don’t appreciate gaming. Ugh, fake Dwarflord girls, am I right?

Dedicated to the Lyra-swinging & singing people in my life!

Il conduit partout dans la ville, Toonces le chat qui conduit!

Nope, not gonna sanction it. Get some other buffoonery that has a better chance of being sanctioned.

Best place, is true.

This shirt won't cost you a whole Bozo.

This one is for all the most excellent dudes and dudettes who also love one of the two major crops (along with sweet potatoes) of Liu'ao Peninsula in Fujian. Be excellent to each other!

The European knock-off!

Better pay up, or you'll get a booting.

Like, totally.

The perfect shirt to not wear when handling loose diamonds in your hot tub. Whether you're with The Agency or are just a thrower, this is required gear for smoking some heavy doobies or escaping toxic lab rat cancer snakes. NOTE: I have two versions of this design. This one does not have the movie quote, making it more like an in-universe shirt that an employee of Molokai Cargo would wear - or NOT wear, wink wink!

And if you wanna find The Nothing with me...

I need your clothes, your boots, and the keys to your sleigh.

Q: How many captains are in the show Firefly? A: 1 Fillion

Throw your hands in the air If you're a true (video game movie) player (watcher)

Almost Olmos? No! All the way Olmos!!!

The perfect shirt to not wear when handling loose diamonds in your hot tub. Whether you're with The Agency or are just a thrower, this is required gear for smoking some heavy doobies or escaping toxic lab rat cancer snakes.

Those lovable lads from Atlanta! They make good rock and roll, uh, music. A lot of people want to know: who are the members of the band R.E.M.. Now at last, their names are finally revealed: Michael Stipe&. Peter Dollar Bill. Mike Miller. Buckbury. This t-shirt is the next best thing to some real fu@#in concert t-shirts, bro!

B proud self. https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/267rf1/congration_you_done_it/

A wise person once asked, can anyone ever TRULY be ready for some football? This design is available in white or black text - match it to YOUR team's colors!

A wise person once asked, can anyone ever TRULY be ready for some football? This design is available in white or black text - match it to YOUR team's colors!

...and....uh....sturdy!

Inspired by that other Sandals & Sorcery epic, Hercules: The Legendary Journeys, and it’s most famous outtake: Kevin Sorbo reading the stage direction as if it were dialogue. http://youtu.be/_O1hM-k3aUY Wait a minute… this isn’t my world….

Nothing mysterious about these sandwiches! Just don't get sherlocked in.

Oranges: The New Black! #OITNB