Perfect Uni-Tee

I personally prefer the term "God," but I suppose Master will do. After all, I am the Dungeon Master!

If you're going to damage a monster, do more than a couple of hit points. Otherwise, all you're doing is pissing it off.

Ever been in the middle of an epic battle when someone's cell phone rings? Kind of kills the mood, doesn't it?

Ever drink something in the game that turned out to be something else? This might be the results.

Sometimes what we imagine is just flat-out wrong.

When a DM tries to be funny.

Sometimes sitting under a tree can be taken quite literally.

Sneaking up on someone and killing them... it's what rogues do! Leave the real fighting to the stupid ones.

Wouldn't it be great if horses had ejector seats?

Ever wonder what the characters in the game feel like? I mean, week after week, more and more adventurers coming in and killing them. It's got to get old for them after a while.

Pick some magic words. Say them. Turn someone into a toad. Or fire some magic missiles. Be a wizard.

You've seen it before. The monster just killed one of your allies with one hit. Now it's your turn to fight it. Artwork by Kodaris

If you think vampires sparkle, you have no business playing with us. No, don't get out your dice. Just go. Go now. Faster! GET OUT!

Sneaking up on someone and killing them... it's what rogues do! Leave the real fighting to the stupid ones.

This is what happens when the DM tries to get cute and introduce an NPC that is very very like a familiar character. Artwork by Kodaris

Rogues have a lot of skills. Sometimes the players like to use them a little too much... even when it isn't logical to do so. Artwork by Kodaris

Some players get very possessive about their dice. Artwork by Kodaris

I personally prefer the term "God," but I suppose that master will do. After all, I am the Dungeon Master!

Sadly, I must report, one of our players actually tried to eat one of these monsters. Still don't know why. Artwork by Kodaris

You might win the battle, but rolling a 1 will always have consequences. Artwork by Kodaris.

This is what happens when there's only one banana.

You're only part of the story when something exciting happens while travelling. Imagine all of those hours of just walking with your characters though. It's got to be tedious for them.

You know that player that just needs to carry everything. Ever imagine what that would look like? Made for a book of humorous rpg-themed cartoons in conjunction with the artist Kodaris (https://www.deviantart.com/kodaris).

Ever have a character that was just too powerful? Superman has no place in an tabletop rpg. Made for a book of humorous rpg-themed cartoons in conjunction with the artist Kodaris (https://www.deviantart.com/kodaris).

Hey... I'd say it's an effective way of handling a lava monster. Made for a book of humorous rpg-themed cartoons in conjunction with the artist Kodaris (https://www.deviantart.com/kodaris).

I've often wondered how little halflings would fare against a large orc, or a troll. I guess now I know. Made for a book of humorous rpg-themed cartoons in conjunction with the artist Kodaris (https://www.deviantart.com/kodaris).

When wishing with your elven friend, make sure there aren't monsters in the water.

A Giant Frog isn't just a Frog, now is it?

Everytime I open a chest, those four notes go through my head. Artwork by Kodaris.

Naughty Goblin!

We don't usually get to visualize the clothing our characters wear, but just imagine what some of these things they wear might look like if you did.

Yup, a simple arrow to the chest. Too bad you rolled a 1 and it hit you in the eye. Now I guess your race is Cyclopes.

I used to imagine that this is what this particular spell looked like. Deep down, you know you do too.

Some things that happen in the game to higher level characters can be absurd. But it's still dun to visualize it.

Stealing from a dragon... never a good idea.

We've all had those pervy players. But what can you do? Artwork by Kodaris.