Perfect Uni-Tee

She's your lobster. C'mon you guys. It's a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life. You can actually see old lobster couples, walking around their tank, you know, holding claws. ... See? He's her lobster!

She's your lobster. C'mon you guys. It's a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life. You can actually see old lobster couples, walking around their tank, you know, holding claws. ... See? He's her lobster!

The one where you find out your roommate cleans all the silverware by licking them.

Hmmm... now that's the question. Just how many shirts and pants do you have on?

If you ever have to legally change your name, consider this one. It's much better than say "Crap Bag."

There are seven basic erogenous zones. Most guys usually park at the seventh and go to town. Sometimes that's not a bad thing.

This is the perfect label for people who don't raise their voice. It will help out others so they don't end up wearing a puffy pirate shirt.

Yes. Have mercy.

We've all imagined ourselves as a superhero. Only a few of us ever get to realize that dream. Quailman is one such character. Jumping off the page and replacing another famous icon on this cover, Quailman fights for truth, justice and Porkchop.

If you don't get this reference... shame on you! If you do... then you must have this for your very own! No... no other option. You need to have it.

If you don't know this reference... shame on you! If you do... then you have to have it!

You know that you still sing the song when no one's listening. Go on, sing it now. I won't judge.

There's just none. No crying... ever! So matter what, keep those tears inside. No! I dont care if you were just hit in the head by a 100mph pitch. There's no crying!!! Stop it!!!

Wear this shirt proudly and display a personal philosophy we all should share.

Another Son of Midgar. This one has literally given his arm for the cause.