The little cat got twisted up playing in the Christmas lights and now she thinks Christmas is stupid.
Bah humbug - something like this is supposed to be fun?
Christmas lights are dumb.
These purrfect witch sisters will destroy the patriarchy!
Witches unite, let us do rituals and also open our mouths when necessary. Something must be done to oppose the patriarchy and its rules.
Who has cats and likes to knit knows - this condition here is the best possible. Because knitting without a cat is not possible. So it's good that she's sleeping.