Long Cat Media

Now the town is run by horses - now the horses make the laws.

It's the 1952 hit single Cactus Lovers, from Clayton Woodrow and Tammy Jewel! The perfect gift for your favourite spiky pal.

The official logo of Long Cat Media circa March 2023!

The official logo of Long Cat Media, circa March 2023!

Gasp! It's the logo from our new horror anthology series Magenta Presents

A hand-cut lino print by Laurence Owen, depicting Beth looking up at the stranger on the widow's walk, from the Magenta Presents miniseries Ghosted.

Did you ride the Trousers Meowsers Mega-Coaster at Dunkelschloss in 1992? Buy this for the bragging rights.

Gaze into your future with Madame Magenta's Patented Palmistry Practice!

It's Magenta!

A magical land of fairy tales in the heart of the Black Forest.

Dunkelschloss's homegrown metal sensation Frostwald.

Official 1989 tour merch from obscure underground new wave one-hit-wonder Foucault's Pendulum

Everyone's favourite multinational entertainment megacorp

Hello, My Name Is K... JJ Armstrong.

Trousers Meowsers! It's Mr Crackles' catchphrase!