In Goad We Trust

When I was a kid I was obsessed with my Star Wars figures and one of my favorites was my Darth Vader.

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SC the anatomically correct robot!

Protect your genitals. This crazed monkey has escaped the lab and is sporting Psyonic Powers!

I was looking through old sketchbook and came across this doodle my friend Dave Kotinsley did in there and was like “This should be a t-shirt.” So Presto Majix, Yapple Dapple, here it is.

I was looking through old sketchbook and came across this doodle my friend Dave Kotinsley did in there and was like “This should be a t-shirt.” So Presto Majix, Yapple Dapple, here it is.

Purple it up in the death department

Little ‘ole Automatic Drawing done in Procreate. Bee boop bee boop.

Portrait of the actress Shelley Duvall

Me in robot form! (In my mind)

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Rick Deckard witnesses Roy Batty’s Soul rising to Heaven circa 2019 A.D.

Abstract painting by Jason Goad

Abstract design by Jason Goad

Illustration of Ruth Bader Ginsburg 1933-2020

The next Vice President of the United States, Kamala Harris

Everybody Loves Hugs!

Ouch!

So you might as well do it anyways.

Mwah!

Fallen Angel

Don't let it spy you with it's eye or it's GAME OVER!

Ssssssssssssnake.

Keep track of those kills!

Angel design by Jason Goad

Angel design by Jason Goad

I hate poodles and the most nefarious of them, by association, is Precious, owned by Buffalo Bill in Silence of the Lambs. Usually if you saw Precious from this point of view it meant you were going to be turned into a human suit, but with this tee you can gaze upon this majestic animal without losing your skin or having to slather on any lotion.

Get electrified with Decibelle, the Sonically Super Heroine.

P4 (Power Plug Pee Pee) the anatomically correct robot!