IanTheHRPro

Picture of you working on Alpha Centauri in a spacesuit by your spaceship! It's time to live the adventure and start working in space. Your work is a holiday!

Celebrate your manager with the saying "My Manager is Great! #NOT". Picture of an angry male manager.

An angry, dead-eyed HR advisor says they love you.

A grumpy and mean-looking HR manager says that HR loves you!

Picture of a spaceman floating in space with the words "In Space HR Can't Hear You Scream."

The United Human Space Empire was created shortly after discovering intelligent alien life near the Sol system. All the nations of Earth and Mars united against any possible extrasolar threats. We united because we found something new to hate.

Stellar Armaments Corporation started building space bases in 2052 to create a foothold in distant and harsh conditions. The Corporate Creature Union-built space bases come in almost 500 designs to suit any orbital or deep space application.

Orbital bombardment was the primary way to keep the new colonies in line...if they knew what was good for them. Earth's alien neighbours have yet to experience human ingenuity. The OB24 is a versatile kinetic maglev system built by Stellar Armaments Corporation capable of three to five launches per minute. Naturally, the OB24 is built by proud Corporate Creature Union members!

The groundbreaking Spark of Life Program by CosmoGenetics Corporation was a blessing and, eventually, a curse. The program saved millions of people from disease and extended life for billions! This caused more poverty and desperation as people now lived hundreds of years longer, allowing "End Stage Capitalism" never to end. CosmoGenetics Corporation became the second largest corporation in human space after Stellar Armaments Corporation.

The Cyber Lord Special Ops Team was instrumental in allowing Stellar Armaments Corporation to become the largest multi-planet corporation in human space. Specializing in "trade" negotiations, many cyber lords retired to HR.

The Rescue/Attack Ship Model# SAC100 was the first new design of spaceship that Stellar Armaments Corporation built in the year 2100. The SAC100 has been modified multiple times but has the same basic structure and layout, continuing to be effective and the fleet's workhorse.

This is an image of the CosmoGenetics Corporation test version of the universal dynamic evolution particle, patent pending.

This is an advanced human with genetic and cybernetic enhancements with the slogan "Universal Dynamic Evolution Now!"

Working in space for Stellar Armaments Corporation can be dangerous! It might be good pay and has a good union, but remember that HR can't hear you scream in space.

A member of the Stellar Armaments Corporation Space Salvage Team in a spacesuit who is also a proud Corporate Creature Union Shop member!

This is the Stellar Armaments Corporation Asteroid Mining Crew. Depicted here in a spacesuit with a laser cutter mining an asteroid. All crew are proud Corporate Creature union members!

The Stellar Armaments Corporation was established in 2050, shortly after the discovery of alien life. Its motto is "Protecting Worlds, Securing Futures, and Safeguarding Your Universe." It is also a proud Team Corporate Creature union shop!

A chief diversity, equity, & inclusion (DEI) officer unicorn with rainbow-coloured hair along with the slogan Team Corporate Creature.

A happy yellow chief supply officer made of paper showing its pink arms and muscles in celebration with the slogan Team Corporate Creature.

A female chief safety officer monster with a red tie, red lipstick, and safety glasses on along with the slogan Team Corporate Creature.

The top sales monster with the slogan Team Corporate Creature is a blue monster with red eyes.

A man in a blue tie with a corporate monster behind him supports the man with the slogan Team Corporate Creature.

A black tie red-eyed HR manager in hell surrounded by flames and fire at a desk with the slogan Team Corporate Creature.

A red-eyed monster internal investigator in a blue tie with the slogan Team Corporate Creature.

Cyborg skeleton chief technology officer with red eyes and a blue tie accompanied by the slogan Team Corporate Creature.

This is a big-eyed Chief Operations Monster in a blue suit and red tie with the slogan Team Corporate Creature.

A happy, goofy-looking light bulb that says he has another bright idea with the slogan "Team Corporate Creature."

Funny corporate monster with the title Chief Accounting Officer with orange tie, glasses, and the slogan "Team Corporate Creature."

Show your support for Human resources by wearing this "HR is Your Best Friend" design.

This is an image of the CMO or Chief Monster Officer with a tie on sitting in front of his laptop, including the slogan Team Corporate Creature.

The female corporate creature in a suit with safety glasses and the slogan Team Corporate Creature.

A happy-looking, big-eyed corporate creature in a grey suit with the slogan Team Corporate Creature.

A dead-eyed female HR advisor says, "HR Loves You!" with the slogan Team Corporate Creature.

An old and angry HR advisor says, "HR Loves You!" with the slogan Team Corporate Creature.

Your dead-eyed female boss is telling you to go to HR now with the slogan Team Corporate Creature.

The old, angry boss is telling you to go to HR now with the slogan Team Corporate Creature.