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As the great philosopher Jean Paul Sartre said...

TEXT READS I'm not religious. Pizza gives me heartburn. I'm not religious. Wings give me heartburn. I'm not religious. Peppers give me heartburn.

Bill Moray

Also rats, seagulls, and your significant other.

Here's a little somethin' about a Karen like me Never should've been let in the Dollar Tree Ice Coffee would like to say That I'm a crazy motha from around the way

Much like devil worshippers invert the crucifix to disrespect God, the pineapple ham slice insults God.

Have you ever experienced pierogies? The magical slavic food filled with potatoes and cheese served with the perfect trifecta of bacon, sour cream, and butter. Powerful.

There's a trolley coming down the tracks. If you don't pull the lever, 5 people die. Or you can pull the lever and 1 cow dies. It's a no-brainer to have steaks with five new friends.

The best things in life come in nugget form.

The secret to every actress' pseudo-science health brand.

Some actress' pseudo science companies are just full of it.

Let people know you're a scientist for a pseudo-science company run by a famous actress.