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If you don't say hon and pour old bay over everything, are you actually from Baltimore?

They don't call it Charm City for nothing!

If I were to take a DNA test, I'm pretty sure it would say I was 78% dark roast.

Without that sweet, nectar of the gods, I am nothing. Absolutely nothing.

When you want to feel the joy of cutting out individual letters from magazines without having to actually cut out individual letters from magazines. And then also wear them. 'Cause you're an adult and you CAN. OR, if you're in to true crime and want to be creepy by getting this for your true hearts desire. I don't know you're life.

Because you love vintage dresses and your coveted jean jacket.

Because you only wear two things: black and dresses with pockets.

Because you are more of a cat lady and are a frequent drinker of canned wine... at least until recently. ;o)

Because your dogs are fiercely private and you always know you're exactly right.

Hello... it's Me. - Scully, probably.

Remember to stay 6' away from your fellow squad gourds, design created before necessary squashal distancing.

Echo-November-Juliet-Oscar-Yankee!

Stay sexy. Love rosé.

Because a cupcake a day keeps the cranky pants away.

Unbreakable, we’re alive dammit!

Donut worry about a thing...

Don't fall for it, don't do the dumb thing. Wear your mask, tho.

Because who doesn't love a good pun? A portion of sales from this design to be donated to "End the Backlog" in honor of the My Favorite Murder.

Updated for 2020, continue flippin the bird to fear! (Original design as seen on "Sex Education" and Gillian Anderson social media pages. Labeled under 2019)

As seen on "Sex Education" and Gillian Anderson's social media. Join us in fucking the fear this year.

Stay sexy and don’t go uncaffeinated.

Best armchair detectives in the biz.

Best armchair detectives in the biz.

A basic design for a basic bench.

Stay classy and sexy while staying hella alive. Karen and Georgia would be proud of you.

Sometimes politeness leads to getting taken advantage of. Don't let that happen, this shirt can help keep those unwanted advantage takers away.

This is birdland!

"I want to believe." "I need to believe." For the 26th Anniversary of The X Files!

Look, I never said I was a role-model.

You’re not a chicken. So roll up to that wedding... or you know, whatever with confidence. Bok, bok.

Yas, yas, yas! Grab one of these for the Abbi or Ilana in your life!

Support your fellow ladies!

Get the best of both worlds with this front and back Mulder and Scully mug.

Can’t tell if you need coffee or therapy? Try both!

*Skepticism intensifies* Perfect for any skeptic/badass lady/scientist/agent extraordinaire. There is also the chalk version.

Perfect for yoga, coffee with friends, or just when you need some extra boost to your day. Namaslay your day!