GrumpyOwl

Everyone has blind spots, so don’t expect perfection from yourself or others. Accept the inevitable suffering of existence. Every body is fallible, yes even you Tim.

Ridley Scott’s “Black Rain” is about an American cop who gets caught up in the Yakuza underworld in Japan. It’s a true product of the 80s. Big guns, big hair and big bikes.

Never mind keep calm, get angry and smash the state!

Dare you to have this on your driving test! This hilarious design showing a USA road sign for curved road with the caption Fun Ahead! One for all the bikers, racers and dragsters.

Dare you to have this on your driving test! This hilarious design showing a UK road sign for curved road with the caption Fun Ahead! One for all the bikers, racers and dragsters.

An updated modern classic like “I’m with stupid” updated for the modern tech landscape. Coined by Joy Buolamwini “Pale Male Data” refers to the coded bias in facial recognition whereby the majority of persons in a data set used to train AI is white. This can lead to things like Teslas not recognising darker skinned people as pedestrians. Definitely one for the white bread tech bros.

They’ll smash the screen head on! Show your love of the vintage road movie Hell Drivers with this art deco style 3 block colour minimalist poster depicting the Dodge Kew front grill charging head on.

Slainte is an Irish version of “Cheers” given as a toast to health and soundness.

Nyuop! Inspired by the death sound for the main character in the STALKER series.

Vintage style worn radioactive symbol for S.T.A.L.K.E.Rs

Screw keeping calm and carrying on, get angry and smash the state!

RAD. Flower. Power. Such is life in the exclusion zone of Chernobyl… one for the Stalkers. Handcrafted cracked distressing effect

Inspired by the stalkers of the exclusion zone. A tough life of angels, demons and surprising death.

If you know an Irish person you’ll recognise this easy going phrase! A humorous gift for Irishiphilies or the token Irish person in your group. It’ll be grand can cover nearly any situation. Ah sure, it’ll be grand means “don’t worry”… even if everything is just held together by sticking plasters.

Show your love of the Irish! This fun design in the shape of pint glasses with the Gaelic word of cheers! Raise your pint and cheer! [SLAWN-cha] is a word literally translating as "health" in several Gaelic languages and is commonly used as a drinking toast in Ireland and Scotland. Designed by hand in Ireland.

Eat the rich! Subtle funny slogan design. A rich tea is a type of British biscuit

Eat the rich! Subtle funny slogan design. A rich tea is a type of British biscuit!

Light it up. What’s not vulnerable to fire? A pro Witcher inspired design for the firebugs. Vintage style typography over the igni sign

The flames of igni burn bright. Like most people, monsters and objects you’re weak to Igni.

For all the fibrecraft bros out there

You want your cup full and your yarn hooked. All you need is coffee and crochet. Now you can make sure the world knows it! This hand designed art has a suitable weave pattern like your favourite brand of yarn!

TikTok beanies, amigurumi, pet beds, the knitting machine queens do it all! This LisaFrank inspired, rainbow vintage style typography is ready to slay on all fronts!

Living for your next ride? This shirt is for you. It says all that needs be said!

“Don’t you call me a mindless philosopher you overweight glob of grease” Anthony Daniels in ANH

Twist it, pop it, flick it, bop a wheelie! Braaaap.

Some say TikTok made them try it, others just found it by themselves, either way they’re now Addi-cted to knitting machine crafting. It’s recommended that you do not purchase this design on black clothes

Twist the throttle for a good time!

You know it's a good day when you see or hear motorbikes

Scientists stalker faction patch

Freedom stalker faction patch distressed

Duty faction patch from the Stalker game series

Abstract ishihara stalker radioactive symbol

If you want to walk around testing colour blindness you now can!

The night rider’s creed from the opening of mad max.

She’s meanness set to music. The last of V8 Interceptors

Casino Night Zone. Take a Super Sonic flight and spend those hard earned rings!